Top 100 quotes from fundamentalist Christian forums.

Example:

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn’t it?

More lulz here.

Do i see some puffies hiding under derr??

Still trying to decide whether this photoshoot is hot or not. Girl needs to smile more! I don’t think i’ve ever seen her smiling in a photoshoot.

Dykey. Quite.

Here’s a page comparing her to Jodie Foster.

O, der it is ^_^

O and sum bikini pics from a coupla weeks ago ^_^

So back in fall 2006 teh interwebs were rocked by the stunning news that some teenybopper who had become a big-time YouTube starlet was in fact an actress named Jessica Rose playing the role of 16-year old “Bree.” People were all “ZOMGLONELYGIRL15ISFAKEWTFBBQ!!”

As I recall, my reaction when I read about this was more along the lines of “lol wut” because I’d never heard of her. Mainly because I didn’t browse YouTube looking for videos by girls with screennames that sound suspiciously like something Chris Hansen and his Dateline: To Catch A Predator crew would come up with to trap pedos.

Why the history lesson? Because I came across some pics of Jessica which look like they were probably taken during a point in her life when she had modeling aspirations. I have no idea how old she is in these, but she was 19 when she did lonelygirl15, so I would think these predate that. *shrug*

They actually did a Law & Order episode based on lonelygirl15, and the webcam girl was none other than Michelle Trachtenbabe. If you happen to stumble across it during your channel surfing, I recommend it. ^_^

UPDATE: Based on some info from a commenter, it looks like Jessica was about 16 when these photos were taken.

Holy shit, either that’s like the best push up bra in the world or Lacey’s boobies have gotten bigger. Either way, NOM NOM NOM.

Needs more hi res tho.

Just in time for her starring role in Jumper, GQ made Rachel the covergirl for their February issue.

As always, these teeny images will be swapped out for hi res ones when they hit the internets.

Seems as good a time as any to post these hi res pics from a photoshoot that was originally done for Stuff magazine.

FUN FACT: Rachel attended the same high school (Catholic, so I’m guessing hawt schoolgirl uniforms) as Michelle Trachtenberg, Kirsten Dunst and Katharine McPhee.

UPDATE: Hi res scans from magazine added. FTW!

Aimee is one of the stars of that high school football drama, Friday Night Lightzzz. I figured if Minka Kelly deserved a fubar post, then so did her co-star. Especially since Aimee is way younger than Minka (18 vs. 27).

According to what I could gather, she plays the “rebellious daughter of the head coach.” Sounds riveting. Perhaps Justin watches this show, seeing how it’s on NBC and all.

FUN FACT: Aimee was the one who asked Miss South Carolina the question during the now infamous 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.

Now this has not been proven to be true but rumors on the internets suggest that Ellen Page might be/is a lesbian!

Not only has she been interviewed by Curve (The Best-Selling Lesbian Magazine!) but she’s also playing a Lesbian Werewolf in her next flick, ‘Jack and Diane’. And if the rumors ARE true, it puts a whole new spin to her X-Men character, Kitty Pryde!

What do you think? She does dress a little dykey sometimes (not so much in the above gallery though).

PS: I downloaded Juno last night. Gonna watch it today and see what the fuss is all about. Loved her in Hard Candy so i’ll probably love her in Juno too. ^_^