Okay here’s something you won’t find anywhere else. Some promo shots for an unreleased/cancelled indie flick called Riven. From looking at the movie poster, it looked to be something like Kill Bill in high school or something.

UPDATE: Sorry, pics removed by request! /UPDATE

The chick starring in it, an unknown Kaila Gee (she only has one credit on IMDB), was 15 when they shot the flick. But she plays a 13 year old who apparently kicks a lot of ass. Anyhow, just sharing the promo shots with you guys.

By the way, that pic of her in the red bikini, it’s apparently supposed to be from a scene like the one in Fast Times at Ridgemont High(!).

Love and the Twins hit the red carpet at the LA premiere of Katherine Heigl’s new movie, 27 Dresses.

Dress > Bikini ?

Definition of Amanda Bynes (taken from UrbanDictionary.com):

Amanda Bynes is what no human even someone who has a wise and prodigious understood of poetry would never define with only words. Amanda Bynes is just beauty itself, she is the moon and her stars around her, the sun melted in a subliminal conjuction in the sky, an angel that felt to earth to show what gifts God gave her, and huge tributes humanity must give him due to such precious piece of his heaven.

If all beauties were taken from every woman in this mankind, that beauty would be called AMANDA BYNES.

A largely wide example could be the sun shimmering love and a gorgeous mixture of flowers and stars crowing a woman’s face, that’s Amanda Bynes.

I FULLY CONCUR!

How many of you saw Hard Candy? What a great movie. Not so great if you’re a pedo though. Haha.

I’ve heard great things about her latest movie, Juno. I really need to watch that.

Anybody else thinks she looks sorta like Thora Birch but without the huge boobs? I do. Or at least she reminds me of Thora Birch. Without the huge boobs.

Thora Birch has huge boobs.

And she needs to get them out again.

Just posting these because of how much i want to do her mom (very much). And how much i would probably want to do Eva Amurri when she reaches her mom’s age too (just as much if not more).

Her mom is Susan Sarandon if you didn’t already know.

And ‘fess up. I seriously can’t be the only one here who would want to do Susan Sarandon can i???

Okay…I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it anymore. I’m ready to tell the world!

Her name is Miranda and she’s a Vicky’s Secret Angel. She’s from Down Under and she’s absolutely frickin’ adorable. I’m serious, this girl reminds me of a month-old puppy that you just wanna cuddle with in bed all day.

Some of you may know her from her limericky VS commercials, where she uses that sweet Aussie accent to help peddle pretty push-up bras. Everytime I hear her talking I just melt, I don’t even mind that she rhymes ‘air’ with ‘air’.

Even though she was born and raised in Australia, Miranda’s background is described as Japanese, Siberian, Turkish, Filipino and Indian. Wowsers.

This angel is 22 years old, stands 5’9″ and is 34-24-34. No matter how you do the math, it all equals YUMB. ^_^

Little Miss Pouty turned 19 back in early December, but I neglected to wish her a fubar Happy Birthday. (Bad! Bad! Naughty AngelBaby!)

Here she is later in the month at some Australian film thingy.

We’re finally gonna see Emily on the big screen again this year. She’s starring as one half of the title duo (Arielle Kebbel is the other half) in A Tale Of Two Sisters, remake of a 2003 Korean horror movie.

Does that last pic classify as upskirt? >_>

WOW. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ELISHA CUTHBERT.

Still, bonus points for the erect nipple and for flipping the bird.

Did anybody see her in that Captivity movie? I saw the European cut without all the torture. What a shame. I would’ve really liked to see Elisha Cuthbert get tortured (i like her just as much as i like Jessica Alba: not at all). Will need to download the US cut someday even though it’s a shitty movie and all you really get from Elisha is some side boobage.

Finally fixed the forums (it was broken for a while). You can get off my nuts now Angelbaby :p

And i hereforth bump down your Trachtenfug post with some Paget Brewster!

These are caps from the Showtime show Huff. Never seen it myself but i do remember watching The Specials and wanting to see her boobies. Anybody here seen The Specials? It’s a pretty good movie for what it is. A low budget superhero comedy, kinda like X-Men, but on their day off.

Jordan Ladd is in it too. Her boobs seemed huge in that movie. Bigger than they were in Cabin Fever or Club Dread. Then again she was slightly fatter in The Specials too. Should’ve just gotten them out then and not in that Club Dread flick.

Or better yet, just before she was 16!*

A former Playboy “Babe of the Month,” Ladd has a curvaceous bod that, however, sometimes has been more curse than gift. At 16, in fact, she underwent breast-reduction surgery because, she says, her 32-double D-plus chest “garnered too much attention.

“My breasts were outrageously massive and uncomfortable. For years I rejected them. I had this incredible body at 12 or 13. My breasts came in really fast. But I had braces and zits. So my face was a visual chastity belt.”

Today Ladd is a size C-cup. “Because I wasn’t finished growing, my breasts came back. Then they went south. So I’m coming to grips with gravity,” she says.

*and what? you got to see Thora Birch’s when she was 16 or however the old she was in American Beauty and nobody complained!

What better way to kick off the new year than with some Trachtenbabe?

Happy 2008! ^_^