My oh Miley!

Seems more and more of those candid pics she’s been snapping of herself are turning up on the series of tubes that Al Gore invented to bring us photos of nubile starlets gettin naughty.

I threw in some older ones from early 2007 that were lying around the hard drive, three photos of her out on the town in a slinky red dress, and a couple shots of her in one of her concert costumes.

Easy boys…remember, she’s only 15.

I’ve seen Selena’s name mentioned a couple of times in the comments, so I decided it was time for her fubar debut.

She’s not done a whole lot in her career yet. I noticed a couple of eps of Hannah Montana on her resume, so I guess she knows Miley Cyrus. Selena will be sweet sixteen in July.

Justin: selena is the new jojo

O RLY?

I never really took notice of her when Mean Girls first came out in 2004. Back then, i was all about Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams and Lacey Chabert. Amanda Seyfried was always sorta like the odd one out of the bunch. Not as hot as the others in my eyes. Then again it was probably because she was playing such a fucking stupid character.

I think it was only when i saw her in Veronica Mars did i notice HOW HUGE HER BREASTS WERE. So yeah, i can now say that Mean Girls was a landmark film full of hot girls. Amanda is no longer an ‘odd one out’ for me in that movie ^_^

How did i NOT notice how huge her boobs were in that movie; i do not know.

Speaking of Veronica Mars, i just bought the season 3 dvd boxset about a week ago. Now all i need to do is finish watching season 1 (i stopped watching after the second disc, like 2+ years ago???) and then move on to the season 2 dvds and then season 3. Where to find the time??

Anyway, here are some bra and cleavage caps of Amanda from some movie called Solstice. You can download the clip here.

Is Alpha Dog going to be the best nudity we’ll ever get out of her?? What a depressing thought. Think i’ll have a fap to that nevertheless.

I was playing Burnout Paradise on PS3 about two nights ago when i received a message.

lol wut?!

So i replied, yeah i got a PS eye and told him to buy the full game (because he was still playing the demo at the time)

I think he wants to fap to Angelbaby or something.

ZOMG NO WAI. It’s been over 2 months since our last Cheerleader post? Unpossible!

Since things have been a little slow on the celeb pics front, I thought I’d post these candids of Hayden on the pink carpet at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show back in December. That snug lil dress certainly shows off her booty nicely.

You can glimpse a little Hayden Panty-air as she climbs down from that big black SUV, but she laughs it off and gets things straightened out once her feet are on the ground.

ps. I miss Heroes. 🙁

Just to get the downer of Heath Ledger’s untimely demise off the top of the page, here’s some pics of Petra Nemcova from various events at the end of last year.

A little Petra never fails to brighten my day. ^_^

That was what i said when i first read the headlines. But alas, it’s true. Heath Ledger is dead.

Very sad 🙁

Amanda Bynes has really nice skin! Probably because she puts Vaseline on it. She does. And so does… John Leguizamo????

You know where i’d like to put Vaseline on Amanda Bynes? Up her butt. For easy entry. w00t!

Top 100 quotes from fundamentalist Christian forums.

Example:

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I’m going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I’m going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it’s “not addictive.”
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I’m pregnant again. I guess I’ll just get another abortion, since “fetuses don’t count as human life.”
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don’t go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren’t finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that’s fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there’s a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We’ll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your’s! That’s because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn’t it?

More lulz here.

Do i see some puffies hiding under derr??