HOSTEL PART II

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So i went out and bought Hostel Part II on (bootleg) DVD last night.

My fiancee flat out refused to watched it with me. What a pussy.

Anyway, i quite liked the first Hostel and was hoping that Part II would be just as good. All in all, it was just ALRIGHT. Part I was a hell of a lot gorier. Part II didn’t seem to have as many memorable torture/kill scenes. Also it felt like FOREVER to finally get to the first REAL kill (the one in the prologue doesn’t count. Plus it sucked).

Also, where’s all the T&A???? Where??? The first one was T&A galore! But Part II? You don’t even get to see BIJOU PHILLIPS naked! BIJOU PHILLIPS! And this is the girl that got all kinds of naked in Bully! Not even so much as a titty shot! Although i think she did show like a second or two of butt and MAYBE bush/lips. FROM A DISTANCE. IN A SAUNA. WITH STEAM OBSCURING WHATEVER PISS POOR VIEW YOU HAVE OF THE GOODS. LAME.

There’s not even a lot of gratuitous random chick nudity in Part II! Probably only like a coupla seconds worth of random naked chicks in a spa.

Okay so maybe it’s inaccurate to say that Hostel Part II doesn’t have ‘a lot’ of nudity. It actually does. Except that it’s a lot of HEATHER MATARAZZO NUDITY.

You know. Welcome to the Dollhouse Heather Matarazzo? Best friend of Anne Hathaway in The Princess Diaries Heather Matarazzo?

THAT Heather Matarazzo?

“THAT”

Her torture scene was probably the most horrifying scene in the movie. Not because of the torture she goes through. But because it’s HEATHER MATARAZZO NAKED, CHAINED AND DANGLING UPSIDE DOWN.

NAKED.

UPSIDE DOWN HEATHER MATARAZZO NERD BOOBIES.

It’s really quite a sight.

VERDICT: Go watch Hostel Part II anyway. If only to find out what happens after Part I (it starts off exactly where Hostel I ended) and to see what upside down nerd boobies look like. Oh plus the ending is pretty good!

2007 MTV MOVIE AWARDS

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Pics of Amanda Bynes, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Mandy Moore and Arielle Kebbel on the red carpet within the gallery.

UPDATE: Added Megan Fox and Alexa Vega.

But get a load of that kiss between Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel!! HOT??!

Downloadable vid of the kiss here.

PS: Why does it seem like Sarah Silverman keeps playing the same character in every movie she’s in? (see: School of Rock, School for Scoundrels etc..)

FACT: Jessica Biel > Amanda Bynes > Alexa Vega > Mandy Moore > Sarah Silverman > Arielle Kebbel > Megan Fox > Jessica Alba

READER SUBMISSION – The internets… are re-godamn-diculous.

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from: Chris
date: Jun 3, 2007 5:03 PM
subject: The internets… are re-godamn-diculous.

Ok.

Let me just put this in perspective first. 6 months ago, I was cruising youtube.com for Beyonce’s ‘irreplaceable’ video (just came out, I usually cruise new releases on youtube.com… but don’t ask – I know my music taste sucks… but let’s not go there), when I run across this girl belting the tune into a shitty webcam, and kicking some ferocious ass… if you must…

…which was scary considering that 90% of poptarts couldn’t hold a tune without going through $10 million of voice filtering equipment, and this girl is somewhere in the netherlands singing into a crappy $19 mic, and sounding not too shabby at all…

Fast forward. 6 months later.

MAKE SURE YOU WATCH THE END…

What t-h-e mother-f*?!

O_O

ZOMG FBIIIIIIII

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So… about that Legendary Julianna Rose Mauriello post… i’m not entirely sure how many people realize this but did you know… that dontlinkthis.net… is listed… on… CYBERCRIMES.US?!?!

From their investigations page:

Current Sites Under Investigation

#2. http://dontlinkthis.net

Reason: Pedophile Gather & Resources Site “Illegal Dialogue, references to child rape, incest, kidnapping, corruption of minor child under the age of 16, links to off sites containing all the above and below content, impersonating known minor celebrities, fraud and impersonating a minor child under the age of 16 for either pleasure, profit, fantasy and or fame, dedicating user post able boards to a minor child under the age of 16 in an illicit manner”

LOLZ!!!!!!!!!

All that thanks to that this Legendary Julianna Rose Mauriello post ^_^

ZOMG FBI!? Not really.

I’ve known about this for quite a while now. Figured it’s about time to post about it. Seeing as to how much attention this legendary post has been/is still getting.

Cybercrimes.us is just a poor man’s Perverted-Justice/To Catch A Predator-ish type site. It has a shitty layout. It had an ever shittier layout before. What you see now is actually an updated redesign. Still shitty. It’s run by what’s probably just a bunch of soccer moms/dads who think of themselves as ‘Agents’ with an agenda to shut down sites that they think are pedo havens. Which is actually a good thing to do, i don’t doubt that. But it’s just funny to see my site, of all sites, being listed among a bunch of other legitimate pedo sites. They’ve obviously failed to see the humor of this site and have taken it way too seriously. Either that or they’re just n00bs and have never heard of ytmnd or 4chan.

I’d tell you to start reading from the first comment on this post, to see how all the drama started, but as one reader points out…

I’ve just read most of these comments starting from the first. And all I have to say is…

Confustion, followed by WTF, followed by confustion, followed by WTF.

So here’s the summarized version. From what i understand. Because fuck, even i don’t understand what’s going on in that post half the time. But starting from comment #300 and upwards:-

Basically (amongst other things in no particular order), cybercrime ‘agents’ find the post, start posting comments, basically threatening to shut down the site if i don’t remove all offending content, accusing us (me and Angelbaby) of deleting their comments – which none of us have ever done, as pointed out by Angelbaby in comment #347 and #351, then making ridiculous claims like contacting me a million times asking me to shut the site down (i have never once received anything from them, not even so much as a C&D), also leaving comments posing as other people with rather disturbing screennames (MidgetMolester??) and best of all…. e-mailing my hosting company asking them to take my site down… only to have an employee from the hosting company intercept the e-mail AND DELETE IT because… he’s a reader of the site and was actually following the comments in the legendary post! (see comment #360 and #372). AHAHAHAHA.

Anyway, long story short, Angelbaby proceeds to thoroughly PWN the Agents by debunking all their claims (comment #356) and funnily enough, they’ve never been back.

dontlinkthis.net used to be #2 on their list of “Websites Currently On the Verge of Shutdown Due Our Investigations” (HAHAHAHAHA such fucking bullshit). Now it’s down to #5. Aw shucks.

Visit their site HERE.

MANDY AMANO MAC CHICK OF THE MONTH

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About a million people have e-mailed me about this (and by a million people, i mean three). Apparently Mandy Amano is Mac Chick of the month over at Macenstein.com AND is was currently on the front page of Digg right now with over 1700+ Diggs.

Funny because i was just thinking the other day, “I really need to update that site more”. And by that site, i mean that pepsi girl site that i made back in ’05. It was like super famous for a while. Even got her into Maxim! Great to know the site still gets recognition ^_^ (despite me almost never updating it x_X)

ZOMG is that a pink MacBook? Not that i want one or anything….

Check out the full article on Mandy over at Macenstein.com here. Good stuff. And it mentions me by name in it too!!!!X_X_X_X__X_X

Thanks to Austin, Meetesh and Morgan for the heads up.

Julianna Mauriello

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Happy Sweet Sixteen, Julianna!

Apparently, our little Stephanie is growing up fast. For those who aren’t aware, there is a legendary thread here (890 comments and counting) that’s gotten so insane lately that I can’t even keep track of all the players. I’m betting that if I checked the various IPs that post on a regular basis there, that more than a couple would come back with 4 or 5 different aliases. It’s really taken on a life of its own, even though many who are active participants seem to have no life to speak of.

However, some interesting things have been popping up in the thread recently. Such as the insistence of “Sascha” that Julianna is a teenage lesbian, and has had a steady girlfriend for the past 2 years:

I told you very first post ever made on this site.
Julianna has a girlfriend, they have been a COUPLE for the last 2 years or so.
She isnt into guys. Just Amanda.
If you guys REALLY knew how much her and Amanda love each other, you’d quit with the sex stuff.
Amanda and Jules are MARRIED as much as you could be, they both sleep over any time they want to at each others house, they both have keys to each others houses, their parents know, their friends know…she is always with Amanda, she sleeps with Amanda every night at her house or at Manda’s.

“Sascha” also dropped this little nugget:

and as for the idiot who asked if her hair upstairs matched the downstairs, as far as i know (like um 2 days ago) Julianna is still bald as a baby because thats how Amanda wants her to be…BTW Julianna wants you to know when her and Amanda are together at night being taken care of, she doesn’t think of you guys AT ALL.

0_0

We also have “Sascha” to thank for a batch of candid snaps, supposedly taken on or around Julianna’s recent b-day and posted briefly to her Facebook earlier today. Lucky for y’all (since they were subsequently removed), I just happened to be perusing the thread at that time, and swiped ’em for posterity’s sake…

ZOMG MYTHICAL BIKINI PIC! Didn’t we all just know it would be pink? ^_^

I assume the girl in the close-up pic with Jules is her bedbuddy, Amanda. And Juju seems to be practicing her hands-free technique on a soft taco in that other shot.

Olivia Munn

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I’ve been meaning to post about a Eurasian cutie who is probably many a geek’s wet dream, Olivia Munn, co-host of G4TV’s Attack Of The Show.

I only started watching AOTS over the past couple months, but I was quickly won over by the show’s attention to news about stuff that interests the geekette in me, and the humor with which Olivia and Kevin bring it to my TV screen Monday through Friday. Layla Kayleigh, the Brit hottie who does the news segment called ‘The Feed,’ is also worth tuning in for.

Recently, Olivia got dressed up as Princess Leia complete with classic gold slavegirl bikini for some Star Wars nerdfest that G4TV covered…

She’s also portrayed another iconic character beloved by fanboys in a couple skits for the show…

There is plenty more evidence demonstrating Olivia’s awesome levels of yumb, just type her name in YouTube’s search box, sit back and enjoy the fun. Pay special attention to the sex tips segments she does with another girl called ‘In Your Pants,’ always good for some lolz.

KNOCKED UP

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Is anybody else as excited as i am for this flick? Reviews are starting to come in and it looks like it’s just as good as 40 Year Old Virgin was.

Two things i’m thankful for:

1. The fact that Anne Hathaway was replaced by Katherine Heigl.
2. The fact that Michael Cera was replaced by Seth Rogen.

Cera was apparently fired from the movie because… well… take a look:

Compare that with Seth Rogan’s performance from this trailer…

… and i think you’ll see that Judd Apatow made the right decision in firing* him. And all for the better!

By the way: Katherine Heigl = far better in this role than Anne Hathaway could ever have been.

Kat’s old Maxim shoot = LEGENDARY (i really need to seek out hi res scans of that shoot)

Why hasn’t this woman done any real nudity yet?

PS: She is not fat you fucking haters.

UPDATE: From an interview with Apatow

The DVD there’s going to be a one- and a two-disc version released at the same time, sometime in the winter time, and we just have so many extras that it’s ridiculous. It’s taken so much time to watch them. They’ve literally handed me DVD’s with 6 hours of footage that I have to go through. One thing we did that I think is really funny is we shot a fake documentary during the making of the movie, and the documentary is about how Seth Rogan was the tenth choice to play the lead. So during our shoot we would have actors come and perform a scene and then I would fire them. And so we had James Franco do it, Justin Long, David Krumholtz, Allen Covert. I did it.

ADDED: *i always knew it wasn’t real btw 😛 i just forgot to include this starred footnote saying that it wasn’t.