Just saw Kick-Ass today. This movie is going to turn a lot of people into pedos, thanks to the genius Killer Loli melding of Stephanie from Lazytown and Mathilda from The Professional.

Verdict: Two thumbs up! Can’t wait for the extended cut on Blu-ray.

So what did everybody think of the movie? They should have just called it Hit-Girl instead of Kick-Ass because Hit-Girl totally stole the show.

I gathered the pics for this post a few weeks back when someone first mentioned it in the comments, but it sorta fell through the cracks of my busy life.

For those not up to speed, the 12-year old daughter of Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora made her runway debut as a model back at the end of March. Here are the best pics I could find that documented the event…

Now some have put forth the notion that modeling at such a young age can lead to nothing but bad news for the girl in question, but this is not exactly a recent phenomenon, and I did manage to find one rather notable case of a preteen who didn’t let the glitz and glamour ruin her life…

Milla was actually signed by a modeling agency at age NINE (!), but didn’t really get noticed widely until photos of her by Richard Avedon were taken when she was 11. The first three pics in this gallery are Milla at 12, and the rest when she was 15. She seems to have turned out fine, right?

Yeah, yeah…so I’m a little late. Sue me.

It’s been awhile since I did a post of hawt girls in bunny ears to celebrate the resurrection of the Son of God. I’m doing this because it makes Zombie Jesus happy.

WARNING: there are some decidedly NSFW pics in this gallery (zomg boobs!)

I hope everyone had a fun holiday weekend. I gorged myself on unhealthy quantities of Cadbury Creme Eggs, the yumbiest candy ever created on Earth. Willy Wonka only wishes he’d invented this piece of confectionery genius.

OM NOM NOM ^_^

Spring has sprung, and Olivia Munn is frolicking with her cartoon woodland friends in her second appearance as a Complex magazine covergirl.

I have it on good authority that Olivia is worth watching in The Slammin’ Salmon, a comedy from the Broken Lizard guys.

And there’s that other little picture she’ll be appearing in this summer. Maybe you’ve heard of it…Iron Man 2?

Dakota rocked a pretty baby-doll dress at the NYC premiere of her upcoming movie, The Runaways, late last week.

Miss Fanning also appeared on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, where she answered some questions from fans, including one very special girl…

leggy Dakota is leggy

Auburn-haired Hayden made her Oscar party stop at Elton John’s event on Sunday night.

Recent rumor has it that she’s undergone some silicone enhancement, but it doesn’t seem all that apparent in the copper gown she wore to the ball. And who’s that she’s hanging out with? ^_^

Remember that lolipop licking video that Alessandra Torresani made (it’s four posts below this one)? Well, turns out that Miss Panettiere also shot a suggestive short for the same guy…

Yeah, Hayden…it stings like a bitch if you get it in your eyes.

Selena was looking elegant in a strapless white gown at the NAACP Image Awards recently.

This is the second year in a row she has been nominated for Outstanding Performance in a Youth/Children’s Program – Series or Special, for Wizards of Waverly Place.

ps. The clock is ticking on Miss Gomez…she’ll be 18 near the end of July.

Remember when Kiki used to be hawt? Anyone??

Well, this music video by McG hearkens back to those days of wet-blouse, upside-down Spidey kisses.

Thx to Dex for bringing this funness to my attention, so that I could bring it to yours.

Moar bikini pics from the set of AnnaSophia’s next movie.

Now with less nub!

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the job of misting AnnaSophia down with water was given to an old lady.

Those of you watching the Battlestar Galactica prequel series, Caprica, will recognize Alessandra as the teenage mother of the Cylon race.

In their February issue, British FHM calls her “the new Hayden Panettiere”. I don’t know about that, but she does look younger than her age.

In a recent interview on Wired.com, Alessandra discusses being a precocious loli:

Wired.com: Now, at age 22, you’re being seen everywhere on these racy Caprica posters. Were you comfortable doing the shoot?

Torresani: I’m a free spirit. I was walking around topless in a thong for the whole photo shoot. They had a closed set and I’m like, “Oh, hi, come on in!” I was the child who would leave school and take her clothes off the second I got into the house. I made my mom buy me lingerie when I was 5 years old. I was a sicko. My mother must have been mortified.

Wired.com: You’ve always been interested in attention?

Torresani: When I was 6, my dad had this huge business meeting, millionaire Asian businessmen came over to our house. I dressed up in this sexy bra, this big fur hat, the red lips, the fake eye lashes. I had my mom go, “Would you please join us in the living room?” and there I was laying on top of the baby grand piano and my 6-year-old neighbor Thomas started playing “Hello Dolly” and I started singing and lifting my legs, doing these kicks. Then I’d go around and sit on the men’s laps. Let me tell you, my dad closed every deal because of that — these men were fascinated that this little girl came out of this guy and this woman. It was the funniest thing.

Yeah, lulz for everyone. Here’s a funny little video…

PINK WIG FTW