Hooyah! Hi. Okay so i haven’t posted in a while. Figured it’s about time that i did. Anyhow, it’d also been quite a while since i last checked out celebritymoviearchive.com (that’s where i get all my super awesome naked celeb videos) mostly because i only had about 20 megs of credit left and i didn’t want to use them all up at the time. Figured i’d save it till something good comes along. Like that recent vid of Christina Ricci that just surfaced (i got a better quality mpeg over that CMA. i fucking hate avi’s).

So anyway, i log back in to check out what’s new, lo and behold what do i see! I somehow have about 240 megs of credit! Gyahahaha. I figure a lot of people must’ve read that post i made that last time when i was plugging that site. Because they must’ve signed up for an account and mentioned me as their referrer because if they did that, they’d get 20 megs of credit added for free! And i get 20 megs of credit for free too! So yeah, i’ve been downloading crap like crazy over the past two days. Anyhow, if you do join up, just put this e-mail address up as your referrer (psykotik_1@hotmail.com). It’ll give both of you and i an extra 20 megs free. w00t.

Anyway. In other news, i haven’t really been doing much this past week. Aside from going to this little gathering/house party thing that happened last Friday. I took pictures too. I was going to post about it when i got back that night but i guess i got a little lazy and decided to download naked celeb videos instead. By the way, i just want to say that Monica Bellucci is the most gorgeous woman on the face of the earth. For some reason, when i think of ‘the perfect woman’, i think of her. Maybe this will change someday though. Anyway, yeah, house party. Umar’s parents went to Egypt for like a week or something so he had the whole house to himself and i guess he decided to throw a little get together thing. I went with an old buddy of mine, Oliver. Who, incidently, is leaving today at noon back for England. Back to uni for him. Summer holidays being over and all for most UK students. He stopped by over at my place earlier and we hung out for a bit. Downloaded the trailer for The Passion (because i’d been meaning to show him the damn thing for a coupla days now) and it made him cry.

Okay not really but he did joke about it wanting to make him cry.

Anyhow, as i said, i took pictures of the whole Friday night thing but i think i’ll post them up sometime later or something. Maybe in another post. Oh i managed to take some pictures of some girls too. But they’re nothing special. A butt shot here and some blurry faraway shots there. Could’ve done better. I’ll post them up soon.

Anyway, so we were all at that thing and Oliver had this great idea of thinking up some movie quotes and having the rest of us guess what movie they came from. Of course, there’s really no point in me telling you this or even trying to describe to you what quotes were said because impressions are always better when you’re actually there. Anyhow, there were tons of zingers from the Godfather movies, The Lost World: Jurassic Park and some other ones that i can’t remember right now.

That got me thinking about other super quotable lines of dialogue that’ve made their way into today’s idiot friendly movie scripts. Mostly the stupid ones. Here’s my top 5 dumbest one liners.

I call them dumb liners. Original eh.

“I look like a can of smashed assholes”

Charlie Sheen, The Arrival, 1996

“If that’s a confession, my ass is a banjo!”

Sean Connery, Just Cause, 1995

“I’m much more than a walking penis. I’m a flying penis!”

Charlie Sheen, Terminal Velocity, 1994

“You want to be a farmer? Here’s a couple of ache-ers!”

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Last Action Hero, 1993

“Suck my dick!”

Demi Moore, GI Jane, 1997

Alright, Gentlemen. Now that I have your attention:

I have finally found ammunition with which to back up the thing I’ve been telling you cats over and over again: sure, these women that you’re always oggling at are gorgeous young waifs with large, supple breasts and – for the sake of my own ego I’m going to assume – very tiny brains and no personality. And especially no talent. Yeah.

Anywho, I’ve been saying over and over again: YES, Avril is pretty, but she has an image consultant. We all could look like that with image consultants, personal trainers, nutritionists, ect. on our side. And really, have you ever met a woman that looked that gorgeous up close? In person? No? I’ll tell you why. Because they don’t exist. Without someone to feed them, dress them, tell them what to do, and doctor their photos, they look just like… well… someone you know.

It sucks that I can’t find a date or get laid because you all want women that look like the one above. It blows monkeys. With spoons.

The proof is in the pudding, Gentlemen of FUBAR. See what your gorgeous women look like up close.

It’s been a very long time since I last posted. I’ll admit my first two posts were not tremendously successful. My first post was some sort of rediculous limerick, if I remember correctly. The second one was a broadly generalized categorization of males (which may or may not make me look like a hypocrite later… frankly I don’t care). Looking back on both of those, they were pretty big mistakes that not only made me look like a complete jackass, but the latter entry was probably insulting to most of the guys surfing this site [that care]. Hopefully this third entry doesn’t bring me off as too idiotic. If it’s any comfort, in the future I promise to post something lighthearted and tame like some funny joke I heard somewhere or a random review of something, and leave the serious, scary posts to the more experienced among us.

I haven’t come back to F.U.B.A.R. in a long time, and I really have no idea what the hell is going on around here. I probably shouldn’t even be butting into “other people’s business,” but I have to say that I stumbled across Amy’s most recent post and read through it. Yes, boys, the entire thing. I didn’t read Eve’s rant first, though, and at the time of writing this I still haven’t. I suppose that would be important if I started an arguement, but hey, I don’t really plan to.

The thing I paid the most attention to was the comments following Amy’s entry. God, it’s been a long time. I had forgotten about a lot of the soap opera-like rivalries and alliances around here. I’m sure Justin’s digging it. Whenever there is controversy, he sits back and watches the action. But I digress.

I guess the reason that I decided to post (beside, you know, the fact that I haven’t done it in a while) is to comment on Amy’s post and the comments to that post. I don’t know. I guess I was inspired.

Let’s not even pretend that I’m the smartest person here. I wouldn’t even presume to be as good at backing up any arguements I may have as someone like Amy, or Eve, or especially Discommode, whatever his real name is. This may be a good reason for you to stop reading right now. How could you take someone seriously when they themselves say that they’re probably not smart enough to listen to?

My view on the whole “sex” arguement is simple: who fucking cares? Who really gives a damn? The smart people, the REALLY smart people that view this page, that read the entries… they’re the ones that say things like, “I’ll read it later, I swear.” Or, “Amy, I wanna hump you.” If you want to know why I think these people are smarter, it’s because they really don’t give a shit. Their lives are less complicated and happier because they have much better things to be pissed off and worked up about. I myself get more pissed off at things that directly affect me, not something as lofty as how people do or don’t like their sex. I know how I like it. That’s enough for me. I don’t even care to share with anyone, and I would certainly not try to tell people how they should like it. And certainly not why they should like it their own way or anyone else’s.

For the feminists in the audience that are gasping because a woman apparently doesn’t care about all the blood, sweat, and tears that have gone into the freedoms and equality with men we share today: I’d just like to say that I’m not a feminist, but I’m not a feminist basher. The term “feminist” nowadays, more often than not, brings to mind a bunch of women with lots of body hair, burning their unmentionables, screaming about the evils of men, touting the virtues of the dildo, and spelling women, “womyn.” You’d avoid that, too. I appreciate all of the amenities I now enjoy because of feminists. I personally hate wearing skirts, I like being able to vote, and I’m glad that men don’t automatically expect me to know how to cook, clean, sew, and rear children. And before you ladies have a heart attack and die, I KNOW there’s more to it than that.

You know what I think? I think men should start their own movement. Call it Masculinism or something. Men have rights, too. I see so many cases where men get screwed, it’s disgusting. Fathers in this country have practically no rights regarding their children. How often, really, do you hear of cases of divorce where the father is awarded custody for any other reason than having a lot more money than the mother (except in cases where the mother is a heroin addict or some crap)? And don’t even get me started on the Armed Forces. I say, if you’re a woman and you want to be in the military, don’t expect to do any less than the men do. Don’t pout and fuss because you want to play with the boys, and then expect to play with different rules.

I forget which of you said it, but yes, arguing over the internet is pretty stupid. No doubt about it. I probably wouldn’t even be typing this right now if it weren’t for the fact that 1) I’m very bored, 2) I can’t sleep, and 3) I’m feeling pretty stupid right now. I guess some people argue just for the sake of debate. We have to match wits against eachother. Prove who’s smarter than who. Who agrees with what. I admit that some of the points made were very valid, but come on: is it worth attacking a person’s character? I admit some of you are genuinely, without a doubt, very intelligent: but really, you could focus your intelligence into something incredibly positive. People that concentrate so much on the fact that they’re “smarter than everyone else” either have a chip on their shoulder or are very, very lonely and/or depressed. And that’s just my humble opinion.

I forget which other person said it (was it Discommode?), but arguing from the feminist standpoint about sex and gender roles is also stupid. I’m not even going to say, “I guess it’s an important issue,” because really, it’s not. If it’s being discussed in terms of “fucking” then it’s about recreation, and as far as “fun” goes you’d have a much less moot debate about bowling leagues or chess tournaments. As far as regarding sex as either “filthy,” “scary,” or “beautiful”, that’s one person’s personal choice based on the way they were raised, religion, personal values, ect., and no amount of bitching is going to change that person’s mind.

It’s been done to death, really, and it’s just one of those things that you can go round and round about it forever and never get anywhere.

If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s no one around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Who fucking cares?

Very rarely can a movie go so far as to actually make me feel physically sick long after the end credits stop rolling. The last movie that was able to do that was Requiem For A Dream. Audition almost came close. But that was more “Oh that’s sick..” instead of “Oh i feel sick..”.

I bought May on DVD last night. I’m not sure if it’s already out in the States but if it is, i urge you to seek out this little gem. Buy it. Rent it. Steal it. Whatever you do, just watch it. It’s probably one of the best movies that nobody has ever seen. Lions Gate really dropped the ball on this one by not promoting it as much as they should have. They went on to push that piece of shit House Of 1000 Corpses instead. They’re doing the same thing with Cabin Fever too. Fucking Lions Gate. Doing a Miramax. Speaking of which, you should all check out Equilibrium and Below. Two totally underrated, undersold flicks that deserved better but since the studios couldn’t market those movies for shit, they were barely ever seen in theaters.

May is probably most effective if you have no idea what it’s about (kind of like Audition) but if you must, check out the trailer here. If you’re a true self respecting horror fan, you wouldn’t want to miss this.

I watched this movie 3 times in a row last night. Once for the movie and twice again to listen to both commentary tracks on the DVD. And i just finished watching it again today with my mother. Hyuk hyuk. I’m going to make everyone i know watch this movie at least once.

In other news, i think i may have just bought well over 30 DVDs over these past 2 weeks. I’ve lost count. But i updated my DVD list and added all my recent purchases. And just in case you’re wondering, no, not all of them are bootlegs. I’d say about 70% of them are originals. Certain DVDs you just want the real deal. Because sometimes the pirates don’t make 100% copies of the originals and they leave out certain extras. Which really sucks ass because if i wanted to buy a movie just for the movie, i’d get it on VCD. I buy DVDs for the extras! I hate it when you buy a bootleg, and it lists out all the extras features on the back cover, and when you go into the menus to check them out, they’re not there!

Like when i bought Scarface. It listed out all the extras on the back. I go in to check out the 50 minute documentary that’s supposed to be on there and it’s not! But everything else is though. And that blows. But what’s worse is when they list out everything and yet when you go in to check out the extras, all you get is the fucking cast and crew listings and some trailers! Now that seriously pisses me off.

But for most of the part the bootlegs do include pretty much everything (except for the DVD ROM stuff. They never include those). You just have to know which kind of bootleg to buy (there’s several different ‘bootleg brands’ so to speak, indicated by little round stickers on the cover). Some have all the extras, some don’t. Those of you readers who’re reading this from Brunei or Malaysia, don’t be a Gerry and ALWAYS buy DVD9s. DVD5s suck.

And now… Christina Ricci! Naked!

Justin let a feminist in!… there goes the neighborhood.

* The following (insanely long) post is because different people come with different opinions. I am fully prepared to accept any backlash for what I say, but I would like to avoid any venomous retaliation that is not in the spirit of debate. I mean no harm. I just see things differently. *

This is how I like sex, therefore, this is how you should like sex. If you like it dirtier than this, you’re a skanky ho. If you like it less dirty, you’re a frigid prude.

The Gender and Sex Rant

I have a big problem with this rant.

The Gender and Sex Rant would have been an entertaining read if the topic had been honestly presented. An honest presentation would have been: “this is how I liked to be fucked”.

But instead, the rant offers damnation peppered with advice. The damnation is of any woman who doesn’t like to be dicked the way Eve likes to be dicked. In reality, the advice to women is how to be just like Eve, and the advice to men is only appropriate if they’ll be fucking Eve. Because she tells you what she likes, but misleads you by saying that all women (excuse me, ‘decent women’) want it just like that.

Sexual appetites are as unique as fingerprints.

But look at what a lovely little pigeonhole Eve created for all of us.

(For the record, I am taking the literary license of adopting the role of ‘slut’ for the following rant. In reality, I’m a total prude who was offended by the fifth paragraph, where Eve said I couldn’t hold onto a man.)

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I have Once Upon A Time In Mexico on VCD in my hands right now.

Isn’t that movie supposed to be out like… next week or something? And here it is. On VCD. In my hands. Gyahahahaha.

I’m actually posting from work right now. Haven’t had the chance to watch the movie yet (could just watch it here on my lunch break, there’s a DVD player out in the waiting room) but i think i’ll just wait till i get back home later. Oooh i can’t wait! Johnny Depp and Enrique Iglesias! *orgasm*

In the meantime, maybe you all should go watch the behind the scenes stuff for this movie over here. And then wait a whole week more before you actually get to see it. Me, i’ll be watching it tonight. Gyahahahaha. I win.

Anyhow, as i was saying, i’m posting from my workplace today. I also brought my webcam with me to take pictures and stuff. Because i felt like doing a picture post today. Oh and i also used my webcam to take some ‘spy pics’ of all the bootleg DVD/VCD stores that i went to earlier today. Just to show you all what DVD/VCD buying is like over here since i’ve been getting a LOT of e-mails asking me how and where i’ve been getting all my bootlegs. Hopefully the pictures i took are good enough to post (i.e nice and clear).

Oh and i also took pictures of this really cute salesgirl chick at this one store. Really cute. And probably really just 14 years old.

I hope the pics turn out okay. It was kinda hard taking them because i had the freakin’ webcam hidden in my pants the whole time. Perhaps i should say pants pocket. Wouldn’t want you to think i had the webcam hidden inside my underwear or anything. How i’d be able to take pictures like that would be beyond me. Anyway yeah, i don’t think the store people would’ve appreciated it much if they knew i was taking pictures of their bootlegged wares. Hence me having to be all spy like.

I shall update this post with pictures (if any of them are post-up-able) once i get back from work.

Update!

Okay so yeah. Time to update this post.

Anyhow. Contrary to popular belief, my DVD purchases are not funded by the mafia and i do not work for them (although it would be cool if i did). I actually either just mooch of my parents for the money or i use the ‘wadges’ that i get from work to purchase them. I don’t think i’ve ever mentioned the fact that i have a job right now while i’m back here in Brunei. I’m working over at this production house in the city. It’s basically an audio visual editing studio. And we basically work on TV shows, dramas, documentaries, promos etc etc. It’s pretty cool.

Here are some boring pictures of my workplace. Just to give you a rough idea of what it’s like in the office.

• Work

I actually have more to say about my ‘line of work’ but i’ll save that for another post.

Anyhow, here are some pictures of lots and lots of bootlegged wares from the various different stores that i usually check out here in the city. So yeah, for those of you who’re always asking me where i get my bootlegged DVDs, this is where i get them:

From normal everyday VCD/DVD/Music stores.

• See?
• Bootlegs galore!

Not online. Not underground. But normal everyday stores that just so happen to sell pirated goods in plain view. Which is something you’d never see happen at your local Best Buy or FYE or Tower Records.

Speaking of which, it’s time to post up those pictures of that (criminally young looking) cute chick that works at this one store that i always go to. Mostly for DVDs. And maybe a little just for her.

• Girl

Anyhow, that’s it for now. It’s 4:13am right now and i. need. sleep. Zzzzzzzzzzz.

Hi.

Can anyone make a really good Fubar shirt design and send it to me? If you can I’ll print it and make you a shirt for free… and then sell more to people with bad designs, on my website. 😀

<3 kthx. edit: Oh, I forgot my email address. suziqandnotu@cs.com

Wowza. Normally i would just go in and edit Zac’s posts for spelling, grammar and format mistakes right after he posts them up (because i absolutely cannot stand bad spelling, bad grammar and bad post formatting) but this time i think i’ll just leave it be. I was over at some sights last night and i was complaning to liz aBout this post that id just read and i was liek:

psykotik2k: how come i have better english than most north american people
x girlhugsboy x: because slang is popular
psykotik2k: no like how some people say your instead of youre
psykotik2k: or how some people cant spell for shit
x girlhugsboy x: oh
x girlhugsboy x: because americans are stupid
x girlhugsboy x: i have great english skills!
psykotik2k: like they spell wages as wadges
x girlhugsboy x: ewwww
x girlhugsboy x: thats terrible
x girlhugsboy x: i hate spelling/grammar errors

Not a big deal?

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pangwinking: some times, i just wanna take a shit on my computer, throw it out my window where a steam roller is waiting to crush it, then after it’s crushed, and even fatter man takes an ever bigger shit on it.
Teh Bubba: bahahahahaha
Teh Bubba: that’s some funny shit. you can really tell it comes from your heart….your fat sweaty heart…

I love those guys… you know what else I love? I love having a Mac. While half this country is scampering around trying to figure out how the hell to get rid of a dozen and a half viruses, I’m sitting at home, perfectly happy.

I haven’t posted in a while mainly because I’ve been lazy. But now school is starting so then laziness has to end… right?

Speaking of blowing up the school, I just watched ‘Rock n Roll Highschool’ for the first time in forever… actually I didn’t it was pang, but thats not the point. That movie was so awesome because it was just a blatent excuse to put the Ramones in a movie. That movie kicked so much ass. Incase any of you haven’t seen it, it is kind of like ‘Footloose’ exept with Rock n Roll music… and no Kevin Bacon…

WinkingPang, Bubba, and I, are the process of starting our own website. This should be hilarious concidering we are the three laziest peoplea around… but it’ll be good, if it ever goes anywhere.

Oh… and:

Suzihottbutsex… just think about it.

That was for you, Pang, all for you, man.