Okay. I just saw the most fucked up show ever on MTV. I think it was called Wonder Showzen. Which literally translates to Kids Show (i think). But it’s not like any kids show you’ve ever seen. It’s set up like Sesame Street and it has real kids and puppets and stuff but this ain’t no G rated show. It’s borderline R. NC-17 even. It’s just fucked up. I did a search on Google for Wonder Showzen and apparently it’s an MTV2 show (a channel which i don’t have). But it looks like MTV is playing a bunch of MTV2 shows on their channel tonight or something.

I found a link to a page with some clips of some Wonder Showzen segments. Check em out.

Oh and here’s the original internet pilot for the show (before it finally got picked up by MTV). Funny funny fucked up stuff.

Another page with the original pilot. In .avi format.

So my Logitech Driving Force Pro steering wheel finally arrived in the mail earlier this week. I gotta say, it really makes GT4 that much more fun to play. In fact, i’d say it’s the only way to play. Beats playing with the Dual Shock. The wheel makes everything that much more precise. I love it. Here’s how i have it set up.

Okay i’m lying. That’s not really my set up. I don’t have that big of a TV. I actually have my steering wheel clamped to my computer desk with a 14 inch TV right in front of it. Lame.

So i said that i was gonna try to sell off my Nintendo DS to recoup the $150 price tag of the GT4/steering wheel bundle but with the recent news of how Nintendo is bringing the DS online later this year, i’m not so sure i wanna get rid of my DS anymore. After watching Nintendo President Satoru Iwata give the keynote presentation at the 2005 GDC, i’m officially hyped for the DS’s future. Animal Crossing, Electroplankton and Nintendogs look awesome. Much more impressive than anything i’ve seen for the PSP. And what’s up with the PSP anyway? There’s literally nothing on there that i can’t already play on the PS2. I mean, come on now. Ridge Racer? WipeOut? Twisted Metal? It’s like 1995 all over again! PSP? PSOFSHIT more like.

But seriously, just watch part 6 of the keynote presentation and tell me that’s not exciting stuff. You won’t find that kind of videogame experience on the PSP. Granted, the DS is kind of slow going right now with it’s less than stellar launch title lineup but with the aforementioned games on the way, online multiplayer capabilities and MARIO KART on the way (hopefully online enabled!), things are definitely looking up for the DS. It’s gonna be good times.

Go watch part 6 of the keynote presentation for demonstrations of Nintendogs and Electroplankton. Heck, go watch the whole thing. It’s worth it.

Oh and yeah, Nintendo’s also releasing this little game called The Legend Of Zelda this year. I never bought Wind Waker but this new Zelda looks to be THE game to get for the Gamecube this year. Plus, it’s got KITTIES in it!!! KITTIES!!!! Aww i love kitties. They should make Nintendocats for the DS. I’d buy that for a dollar.

My new ‘J.Lo’ name for Scarlett Johansson. Will it catch on? Probably not.

I got some less than perfect scans of Scarlett from the March issue of L’Officiel. Some French magazine. It’s not a bad spread. I like this pic. If only for the hint of the fleshy mounds of joy that lie just beyond the bottom frame of the picture.

Mmmm. Milky.

Anne. When the hell is Havoc coming out.

And come on now. Stop teasing.

Just a little heads up for those of you who’re interested. NBC’s broadcasting a rerun of Law & Order: SVU tonight. The episode where Hayden Panettiere plays a little whore. Now if that isn’t Must See TV then i don’t know what is.

Yes. Oh yes.

Speaking of Must See TV, anybody here watch The Contender? It’s actually pretty good so far. I’ll definitely be on board for the whole season. Looking forward to the next episode on Sunday. I don’t know much about boxing but you don’t really need to to enjoy the show. It’s not so much the boxing but the human drama that hooks you in. It’s good stuff. Can’t wait for the inevitable showdown between Ishe and Ahmed. I think it’s gonna go down on Sunday’s episode. Bittorrent the first two episodes if you missed it. Definitely worth it in my opinion.

The Americanized version of the BBC sitcom The Office looks pretty promising. I haven’t seen the original British version but apparently it’s really good. This isn’t the first time NBC has tried Americanizing British sitcoms. They did the same thing with Coupling and it completely failed. We’ll just have to wait and see how the new Office will fare. I think it’ll do a lot better though judging from the promos.

Anyhow.. Law & Order: SVU tonight! Hayden Panettiere!

She visits fubar you know.

She can be extremely plastic looking at times.

Plastic looking smile. Plastic looking boobs (i don’t think i’ve ever seen them bounce. not to say they’re fake; they’re obviously real, but they just look really firm and not very jiggly. like plastic!).

And hell, she was even one of the Plastics in Mean Girls. Which was an awesome movie by the way. Almost possibly even better than Bring It On (best movie ever. next to Titanic. which is the bestest movie ever).

I have some truly scary looking Lacey pics but i’ll save those for another time. But for now, enjoy some pretty good Lacey pics. Looking very elegant in a gold dress.

Oh Amanda. You’re so beautiful. Finally got the hi res pics from the Robots premiere. So enjoy the Bynes-y goodness that is Amanda.

Alright. You all rag on me for popping a million or two off to Susan Sarandon. So hows about that daughter of hers then? Eva Amurri. Yes? No?

No? Fine.

Okay i admit, i only do it because of they have amazing racks. Like mother like daughter. Fleshy mound goodness.

On an unrelated note, what the FUCK happened to Dominique Swain? Where did she go wrong? She was hot in Lolita. Hot in that nude PETA ad. Hot in these photoshoots. But look at her now! What happened?!

This makes my penis very sad Dominique.

Okay seriously. How is this girl even a star. SHE’S FUCKING UGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY.

I am, of course, talking about Michelle Trachtenberg. Although i could also be talking about Jessica Alba, Brooke Burke and Eliza Dushku amongst other people.

That said, i have decided that i will most definitely watch Ice Princess despite the presence of teh Trachtenfugly. Because i just saw a TV spot that mentions Hayden Panettiere’s character as being a rival/friend to Michelle’s character. And you know what that means. Hayden will most definitely be the bitch of the movie! At least i hope so!

That would be so hot. Hayden; with a bitchface. You know she can pull it off. Bitchfaces can be hot on the right girl. Mandy Moore had an awesome bitchface in The Princess Diaries. She was so bitchy that i wanted to fuck her. Teach her a lesson yanno? But on the oppposite end, an example of a not hot bitchface is Kate ‘what the hoof?!’ Playground. Okay so maybe that’s not really her last name but you know who i mean. What a bitchface. That i wouldn’t fuck.

Oh and yeah, Michelle Trachtenberg is ugly.

Alright. Own up. Who’s been searching for me and lurking around on the new site. Come on now. I know you’re out there. Don’t be afraid. I’m just curious. Go ahead and leave comments. It’s always nice to see new names around. Don’t be a stranger.

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