Oh Amanda. Do you know how good you’d look if you could just put on just a little more weight? Not too much though. Don’t want you to be a fatty mcfatfat.

Go back to how you were two years ago. Mmmm yummilicous.

Speaking of two years ago, remember the time when people used to think that i was Avril Lavigne? Some guy once thought i was Amanda Bynes too. God, i love/hate stupid people.

Anyhow, that up there is Amanda at the premiere of that new Robots movie she’s in (voice only though). I don’t have any hi res pics from the event but i do have some extremely hi res pics of Lacey Chabert.

Have fun trying to look for her nipple.

Seacrest out!

I’m thinking about replacing the header of the site with a new pic. But it’s hard to find a picture that’s good enough to take it’s place. I mean, come on, that pic up there, that’s like the bestest pic in teh universe! It’s masturbatory heaven! Plus it has Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff! IN THE SAME ROOM! I wonder what that shoot must’ve been like.

There was this other pic that i wanted to use as a replacement, but i couldn’t get it to work out. Mostly because of all the text on it. I’d have to be like a photoshop master to be able to get rid of it all and make it look like it was untouched.

The other pic vs. the current layout pic.

Oh well. I’ll probably just stick to using this one for a while longer. Besides, i won’t be able to make anymore pedo jokes if i have a bunch of oldies adorning the site.

Speaking of oldies, what about that Susan Sarandon eh? What a hottie. Maybe i should have Susan Sarandon up there. That’d be hot. I wish i was Tim Robbins.

What the hell? I could’ve sworn Doom 3 was getting released March 8th. And now it’s April 3rd? Fuck that. I need a new game to play (besides GT4). So i picked up Brothers In Arms: Road To Hill 30 to tide me over. So far it’s shaping up to be a hell of a game. The opening prologue will blow you away! INTENSE. I’d put it up there with the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. IMMERSIVE. This is pretty much the best war game out there right now. And based on a true story too!

IGN – 9.3 of 10 (EDITOR’S CHOICE)
Gamespy – 5 of 5 (EDITOR’S CHOICE)
TeamXBOX – 9.4 of 10 (EDITOR’S CHOICE)
1UP – 9 of 10

Two thumbs up. Rated M for Mature!

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fubar is number 1 when you search for donkeyfuck on MSN Search.

This reminds me of the time fubar was number 1 for anal donkey fucking on Google.

Funnily enough, check out the third result for that donkeyfuck MSN search. Ahh forum war memories.

And speaking of MSN Search, what about that fake blog of theirs eh? It’s fucking pathetic. Just like McDonald’s Lincoln Fry attempt.

Note that ThatPepsiGirl is still listed on that fake blogs site. Ha ha ha. Idiots. I made that Pepsi Girl site fools. I rule. I should be hired to make fake blogs. Out of all those sad attempts of fake blogs trying to be real, only mine is the realest! Because it actually is real! But it looks fake! I rule at making real fake fake blogs that blur the line between fake and real.

Conclusion: i just plain rule.

Well shit. That’ll teach me to go out looking like a slob again.

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Just got done watching Racing Stripes. Good movie! I was actually really into it, despite the all too predictable ‘everything will turn out alright in the end’ type plot. But it’s a kids movie so whaddaya expect. It’s really not bad though. If you liked Babe, you’ll probably like this. I don’t think it’s playing in theaters anymore but it’s worth a download at least. It’s good for a couple of laughs. And it’s pretty star studded too. I didn’t even realize Mandy Moore was in it (well, her voice is anyway). But who cares about Mandy Moore! The movie’s all about Hayden Panettiere to me (who you can actually see onscreen).

It’s official. I’m lovin’ this girl. She’s on my watch list from now on. I need to go see more of her movies. Which means i’ll probably have to watch that damn Ice Princess flick with Michelle Trachtenbeast in it. Oh well. It’ll be worth it for Hayden. She’s perfection. Not too fat, not too skinny. Just nice. Love that baby fat. Too bad she’ll lose it though. She’s cute with it. But she’ll probably be beautiful without. Just you wait and see in a coupla years. I mean just look at that profile shot now. I say hot DAMN. That’s hot.

Speaking of hot starlets in kiddie movies, the new Herbie trailer is out. It looks… like crap. But hey, Lindsay Lohan’s in it. Pre-boob shrinkage.

Mmmmmbooooobieeesssss.

I look at that picture and i think to myself, “It’s good to know that she has puffy nipples”. And then i smile.

That’ll do pig. That’ll do.

Just got a e-mail from teh Maxim editor guy.

“Yup. It’s official. People can look for an interview and photo of Mandy in the May issue of Maxim magazine. Thanks for the help, man.”

Yup. It’s official. I rule.

How many people can say that they got a hot model featured in Maxim magazine because of some dumb website they made. Well… maybe a few. But i’m one of the few. THAT RULE.

I RULE.

I wonder if i’ll get mentioned. Maybe the whole stalker angle will be played up. That’d be funny. And even if i don’t get mentioned, i can still say that i got her into Maxim. I’m going to get two copies of that issue and frame one.

HOLLA ATCHA BOY MAXIM.

Hayden Panettiere. What a slutty mcslutslut. Well.. at least with all that makeup on. But i’m sure she’s a nice girl in real life though. Natch.

Nevertheless, i think i love her. She’s only 15 (!) so there’s still like three years of PG to PG-13 movies in store for her. So she’s still got a lot of growing up to do. As if she isn’t already all ‘grown up‘. Heh.

Coincidently:

“I hate how people say i’m growing up fast” – Hayden

The faster the better i say.

I still haven’t seen Racing Stripes and i’m not sure if i’ll watch Ice Princess (especially not with Michelle Trachtenfugly in it). But i’m downloading Racing Stripes right now so i can get a little bit more acquainted with her work.

Speaking of PG-13, did anybody watch that episode of Law & Order: SVU about two weeks ago? She played an underage porn star/hooker. I literally did a double take when i saw that. I was like “Hayden??”. You know, with the way she’s been posing in photoshoots, and with that role on Law & Order, she practically already has her foot in the door towards being in R rated teen movies. Michelle Tractenfugly’s already done one (EuroTrip). So it’s definitely within the realm of possibility for her to be in one.

Whether or not she’ll show some T&A when that time comes, depends on what kind of image she’d like for herself. But you know how these Hollywood starlets can fuck up sometimes. Just look at Anne Hathaway with that accidental see through dress. And teh Lohan and that one Olsen Twin.

But i digress. I’m sure she’ll turn out to be a good, respectable actress.

<3 Hayden

– Mar 2 1993 –

Amanda refuses to use any words with the letter “J” in them. Ignores her friends Jason and Janet to avoid explanation.

Oh Amanda. Why aren’t you in more movies. Actually that probably wouldn’t make a difference because even though i have Big Fat Liar and What A Girl Wants on DVD, i still haven’t actually seen them yet. But i still love you. Despite not having seen any of your work. With the lone exception of that one episode of What I Like About You that i downloaded a coupla weeks ago. I’d try watching your show on TV every week but isn’t it on the WB? Only girls watch the WB.

I see you have a new movie that’s currently in post production right now. There used to be a trailer for it online but apparently it’s been taken down. Regardless, it’ll probably be the first movie of yours i’ll actually make an effort to watch. Because it’s a beach movie. And beach movies mean bikinis. And that means Amanda Bynes in a bikini. Mmmm. Hopefully it’s fat Amanda in a bikini and not skinny Amanda. But either way, i still love you. I think i have a thing for chicks with puffy faces.