Oh yeah i forgot about these Samaire Armstrong pics that i uploaded a coupla days ago. I have no idea who she is but apprently she’s on The O.C or something? I dunno. I don’t watch that show.

Her name kinda sounds like Samara from the Ring movies no?

Anyhow, not much else to report. Just posting in between classes in the computer lab right now. Actually i should probably be doing some last minute studying. I have an exam coming up later. So yeah…

Seacrest… out!

Kevin Arnold is a mothafuckin’ PIMP.

Let’s take a look at all the girls that he could’ve made it with (but instead kept on going for FUCKING WINNIE COOPER)

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Except for Devon Aoki. Not a babe. She’s fucking ugly.

Carla Gugino > All

Can’t wait for this movie to come out. Mostly because i hear Carla Gugino’s practically topless in every single shot she’s in. Now that’s dedication.

Q: Jessica, your character was topless in the comic book. Why did you want to play the character and why wouldn’t you do it topless?

Jessica: She was bottomless too. […] I looked at the graphic novel and I saw all the pictures. I then found out she was a stripper and was bottomless and topless and, nudity was an option. We could have done it if we wanted to, I just felt too…

Q: Was it really an option?

Jessica: It absolutely was an option. Robert said that we could do it if we wanted to and obviously it would have been more authentic. But I felt like dancing around with a lasso and chaps was gonna be sexy enough. I think being nude, for me, would have been distracting and I really couldn’t be bottomless for my dad. He would really, I don’t know, he would disown me. He would freak out.

Boo. Not that i would get off from seeing her naked, but boo nonetheless.

Here are some pics from the premiere. Oh and hey, Alexa Vega was there too.

By the way, i left out Brittany Murphy because i hate that whore. I hate Brittany murphy’s stupid ugly crooked eyesockets. I also hate that every picture taken of her has her head tilting to one side or, hair covering her lower eye so people can’t notice. Sorry you ugly dope, i notice.

Well ain’t that a bitch. The fucking download stopped at 94.7% and it’s not moving anymore. Hasn’t been for the past 24+ hours. Stupid fuckers stopped seeding the torrent. Might as well fucking delete it now. And i was so looking forward to watching it too.

So if you’ve been keeping up with the latest movie news, you’ll know that M. Night Shamalamadingdong has a new movie in the works. The Lady in the Water. About an apartment building superintendant who finds a rare type of sea nymph in the pool.

Sounds to me like a mermaid!

I like mermaids.

You know, Splash really pissed me off as a kid. I remember going frame by frame on VHS trying to find that elusive Daryl Hannah nip slip. It wasn’t until years later did i find out that she put flesh colored tape on her tits to hide them. And to think i wasted all that time slow motioning and frame by framing that damn movie. On VHS nonetheless. I blame the PG rating for the titty tape. CURSE YOU PG RATING.

Speaking of which, how in the hell did that movie get a PG rating? Titty tape notwithstanding, there was still bare boobs in that movie.

So anyway yeah, that movie i was downloading. It’s called Mermaid in a Manhole.

The story concerns a painter whose wife has recently left him. He devotes all his time and attention to his art, venturing into the sewers beneath his house in search of inspiration for his paintings, which all depict scenes of decay and disease. Once this sewer was a river, where the painter played as a child and where he once believed to have seen a mermaid. On one of his treks he realises his beliefs were right when he finds the mermaid, trapped in the stinking sewer. When the river ran dry, she explains, she was unable to get back to sea and hid in the sewer system. Her skin badly infected by waste and pollution after years of living in the sewer, she begs the painter to help her. He decides to take her to his house, where he puts her in his bathtub and proceeds to paint her.

Her condition worsens and after a while festering sores start erupting all over her body. Though both of them know death is inevitable, the mermaid asks the artist to document her decay in his painting. This he does and the bond between the two grows stronger as her situation deteriorates. When the sores increase, he adjusts his portrait accordingly, even when the infection turns into a grotesque mutation that covers her entire body. When he fails to find the right paint to truthfully depict the colours of her infections, she tells him to slice open the boils with a razor blade and use the abundantly flowing puss instead.

It’s a shame i’ll never get to watch it.

Mmm. Sarah Silverman. I think i first noticed her in There’s Something About Mary back in ’98. Didn’t know who she was at the time but i remember seeing her in the end credits singing along to the Build Me Up Buttercup song along with the rest of the cast. I think she played one of Cameron Diaz’s friends in the movie. Small role. But she looked cute and caught my eye. Haven’t really seen her much on TV these days (not since Greg the Bunny and all that whole controversy about that chink joke she made on Conan) but it seems like she has a new show or DVD or tour or something. Jesus is Magic (trailer here). And sure enough, it’s got lots of that trademark ‘crossing the line’ humor that she’s (in)famous for. Love it.

Speaking of comediennes, i think Ellen DeGeneres is doing a show on campus (WMU) tomorrow. For free! I think. But if that’s the case, i think i might go. I don’t remember seeing anything about any entry fees or whatever when i saw the fliers a coupla days ago. The last stand up show i went to was to Janeane Garofalo’s. Before she became all super political.

Speaking of politics and crossing the line, what about that Terri Schiavo eh? And what about all those crazy Christians who’re fighting for Terri’s right to live by sending death threats to the politicians who rejected the legal appeals to keep her alive? Oh the irony. And those people that got arrested for trying to bring her water? HAHAHA. Just let her die and rest in peace! She’s freakin’ braindead! And she’s been so for 15 years! There’s no hope of her recovering! It’s time to pull the plug feeding tube on this story! Surely there must be more important news to cover. Like the Michael Jackson trial for example.

So how much longer till she bites the big one? There’s probably a betting pool for this somewhere. I say 5 more days.

Just got done watching Rings. No, not Ring Two. Rings. It’s a 16 minute short that takes place between the first Ring and the second one (i’m assuming). I still haven’t seen The Ring Two yet though. Maybe later tonight.

Anyhow, this girl…

…is so hot. Alex Breckenridge. 15 May 1982. She’s in the Rings short.

And just like Mary Elizabeth Windstead (who has a small role in Ring Two), she’s relatively unknown. Coincidently, the guy who plays the lead role in Rings, is going to be playing the other lead role (alongside Mary) in the third Final Destination movie.

Alex kinda reminds me of Elisha Cuthbert a little. Maybe just in the chin.

So i was googling Alex on the net and i was surprised to see that she has D.E.B.S listed in her filmography. Never heard of D.E.B.S? I was actually going to post about D.E.B.S a coupla months ago after seeing the trailer. Because it looks like a piece of shit and i really can’t believe how this crap got greenlighted. God i hope this flick bombs. Even in its limited release.

Anyhow, i saw Alex’s name linked to D.E.B.S. And i though… “Hmm.. Maybe i’ll give this flick a chance. Just so i can see Alex in it”. Kinda like how i gave Ice Princess a chance just to be able to see Hayden Panettiere (bad idea because she’s barely in it and it has too much Michelle Trachtenberg which made me want to gouge out my eyes because she’s just so incredibly fucking ugly to me).

As it turns out, Alex ISN’T in D.E.B.S. At least not the D.E.B.S that just came out today. She was in the original 11 minute D.E.B.S short (which came out in 2003) that the new D.E.B.S is based on. So no Alex Breckenridge in the new D.E.B.S. Which is a shame because there’s no way i’m watching this new D.E.B.S now. And if i do, it’s only to see how bad it is.

Primary reason i don’t want to watch it? Devon Aoki. Quite possibly the only other girl that’s even uglier than Michelle Trachtenberg. Not even Jordana Brewster can make me watch D.E.B.S (the other hottie who’s not Michelle Rodriguez from the first Fast and the Furious flick that’s also in D.E.B.S). Now if it actually had Alex in it, then yeah, i’ll definitely watch it (even if it sucks ala Ice Princess; even it has Devon Aoki in it ala Michelle Trachtenberg in Ice Princess).

Okay so maybe D.E.B.S won’t be that bad. A guilty pleasure at best. But Devon Aoki…? My God what a dealbreaker.

This is probably the biggest load of girlpoo ever featured on the internet and possibly in the world.

Hard to believe that there was once actually a time when Tara Reid was doable. Like back in the American Pie days. I would’ve hit it. Now, not so much.

I have to wonder how she can stand to look at herself naked in the mirror, knowing full well that she has frankenipples as a result of that terrible boob job. Shit, i can barely even stomach looking at them, much less having to live with them.

Personally i thought her old boobs were just fine. She’s still hot though. From the neck up at least.

The international teaser for The Island was released a coupla days ago. I was hoping to see more of Scarlett in it, but alas, it was not to be. Maybe in the full trailer eh? But hey, for what it’s worth, you get to see twice the Ewan McGregor. Literally.

Oh i FINALLY found a working torrent for freakin’ Ice Princess. Got it all downloaded onto my computer. Still haven’t watched it though. Maybe later tonight. But for now, a sneak peek at Hayden’s budding singing career.

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From: R. Cook
To: psykotik@gmail.com
Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005 19:18:00 -0500
Subject: Hayden ‘I FLy’ music video

enjoy – if you haven’t already!
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Love it when she’s in Law & Order: SVU hair mode. Not so much when she’s in frizzy hair Malcolm in the Middle mode.

You know what, i just realized two days ago that i have MTV2. I have MTV2! I did not know that. Who the fuck puts MTV2 on channel 43 when regular MTV is on channel 99. Dumb. Well at least now i can actually watch Sic’em Fridays on Fridays instead of Sunday on regular MTV.

By the way, it’s official. Wonder Showzen = the most disturbingly funny show ever. Did anybody catch last week’s episode? I’ve been getting a bunch of search referrals from people looking for the “What is Heaven?” segment and ending up here. Sorry, can’t find it here. Masturbatory Heaven maybe, but not Wonder Showzen’s ‘Heaven’.

Question: “What is Heaven?”
Little girl: “I’ll never know….”

In other news, the American version of The Office airs tonight. Actually it airs right now. 9:30pm EST. I’ve seen it. It’s hilarious. NBC’s definitely got a hit on it’s hands.

You can watch the premiere episode online here if you missed it.

I’m sure nobody’s gonna know who she is right now but once the new Final Destination movie comes out, that’ll probably change. But not anytime soon though, since they only just snagged her for one of the two lead roles in the movie. Plus they haven’t even started shooting yet. But she’s one to keep an eye on anyway. Her name’s Mary Elizabeth Winstead. And i think she’s pretty cute.

Kinda reminds me of Winnie Cooper in some of these pics. Must be the hair. I hate Winnie Cooper by the way. I mean, fuck. She was the reason why Kevin passed over Madeline freakin’ Adams. Quite possibly the hottest girl ever to grace The Wonder Years. Madeline was a fox who would have done ANYTHING in the world to get into Kevin’s pants. ANYTHING. And what did Winnie have to offer besides treating Kevin like shit all the time?? Nothing! Okay Winnie was pretty hot but she was a dog compared to Madeline. I almost cried (actually i think i did cry) when Kevin dumped Madeline for Winnie fucking Cooper. Which was bullshit! Fuck you Winnie Cooper!! Fuck you!!!

Anyhow.

She (Mary) hasn’t really done much. Her most recent work was in The Ring Two and she’s gonna be in some Disney superhero movie coming out this summer (that has Kurt Russell and Bruce Campbell in it!). And i guess Cheating Death: Final Destination 3 after that.

Obviously it’s way too early to judge her star power, and as far as unknowns go, she’s pretty damn unknown right now. But i wouldn’t mind seeing her blow up.

Fame-wise. Of course.

Because it would be a shame if she actually did blow up. Like, you know, into.. itty bitty piec… nevermind.

28 November 1984