I’m probably risking my facebook friendship with her for putting this up without her knowing but i think it’s just too funny not to.
Took this screencap a coupla weeks ago a few hours after she first posted the photo. The comments made me chuckle.
She’s actually a pretty cool chick judging from the few facebook messages i’ve exchanged with her. Anybody else from here a ‘friend’ of hers?
Justin’s fapping arm is already in a sling by now, but in case the rest of you missed these pics of Little Miss Punk losing her top in the Malibu surf, here you go…
Gotta give props where they are due…nice booty, Avril.
Another teen queen just had a birthday. T-Moms turned 17 and I don’t even want to think about how that celebration went down. Maybe something like the video for the second single from her band, The Pretty Reckless.
Even the album cover for her band’s debut album is causing a commotion…
While she was still sweet sixteen, Taylor gave an interview to Disorder magazine, where she dropped the following wisdom when asked about her love life:
She also grins when asked if she’s single, and replies that she is, that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.
YA RLY.
You’ve been a bad girl, Taylor…go to my room.
Lots of coo stuff was shown at Comic Con as usual, but I think this is what I’m most psyched to see next year, and I imagine many of our loyal readers will be equally intrigued.
Emily Browning FTW! ^_^
Oh, and some old chick named Carla is also in this. You’re welcome, Justin.
That sound you heard last week was thousands of pedos jumping off the Selena train when she turned 18 on the 22nd.
Other than becoming legal in all 50 states, Miss Gomez had a busy few days, with appearances on Letterman and Jimmy Fallon as well as the premiere of her new movie, Ramona and Beezus.
Next up on the jailbait countdown? Selena’s BFF, Demi Lovato, set to turn 18 on August 20.
Cindy Lou Who and her band are playing the Warped Tour.
Despite the fact that’s she’s almost a year younger than Smiley, Taylor is not about to be outskanked by that 17-year old hussy, so she put on her best lingerie and flashed some crotch to the cameras around the stage. Beat that, Hannah Montana!
In case you were wondering what jailbait rock sounds like these days, here’s a sample…
So when The Pretty Reckless rolls into your town, put on your Pedobear t-shirt (I know all of you own one) and go check them out!
A few of these pics have been teased in the comments by our ever-vigilant jailbait watchers, but I figured why not give you as many as I could scrounge in one handy gallery.
That’s not so much a swimsuit top as it is a Wonderbra, which might account for Miss Gomez’s rather bodacious bikini bosom.
FUN FACT: Selena hits the big one-eight on July 22.
Hayden hit Malibu Beach this week in a cute Hello Kitty bikini, and she’s a blonde again.
Could’ve done without the trucker hat, but oh wells.
Where’s the gigant boxer boyfriend?
Okay, I’ll own up to not really ever getting what all the fuss was about Hermione, but I’ve got to admit, the girl is growing up nicely.
Here are some candids of her from a couple of events this month. Not crazy about the outfit in the second batch, but those shoes are teh hott sexx. Do want.
Emma’s got sessy legs, and she obviously knows it. Well played, Miss Watson.
It’s a pretty simple equation…
Miranda – bikini + tanlines = yumb
Miss Kerr is looking as adorable as she was back in 2008 when she made her fubar debut.