It’s Tuesday! Things to buy today:

Avril Lavigne’s Under My Skin CD

Mmm… Avril…

DID YOU KNOW:

The last time i bought a CD was back in 2002. And that was Avril’s first album. The next CD i’ll buy will be Avril’s third album. Probably in 2006. I don’t buy CDs much.

ALSO DID YOU KNOW:

There’s actually a song about me and my site out there. Written and performed by Trip.

Yep.

Anybody wanna comment on this? Worth watching if you’re into OMG!! POLITICS! CONTROVERSY!! Speaking of which, a tiny taste of Fahrenheit 9/11. You’ll need RealPlayer to watch though.

Update:

Okay. So i’m walking into Best Buy and i’m looking around, i pick up the Avril CD (hott) and then i make my way towards the DVD section to pick up ROTK. But then what do i see off in the distance in the corner of my eye? TWO HONEST-TO-GOODNESS RING WRAITHS. FUCKING NAZGULS. So i’m like thinking, “OMG that’s a bit much” – for fanboys to actually dress up as Ring Wraiths just to buy the DVD. Then i realized they were actually Best Buy employees standing behind a table in a little section they had set up to promote ROTK DVD sales. And yet again i was thinking “OMG that’s a bit much”. Did anyone else see any Ring Wraiths at Best Buy today? Kooky.

Actually they had a pretty good deal going on. ROTK for $15.99 and you get a free LOTR Special Collectors Issue of Entertainment Weekly and a free pack of Duracell batteries. I think the mag itself was worth $9.99 and the batteries $4.99. I dunno. Still a good deal though. The mag is pretty in depth. It’s like a DVD special feature in itself.

I also ended up getting Bubba Ho-Tep and the 2 disc Unrated Extended Cut of Underworld. I can’t believe i actually forgot Bubba Ho-Tep was out today. Bruce Campbell baby! I’ve never seen Underworld although i do know that it’s not actually that good? Whatever. It was the sexy packaging that did me in.

I hate it when i buy more than i planned to.

So uh… how about that Hermione chick from the Harry Potter movies eh?

Click on the picture for a 10 minute 63.3 meg making of featurette for The Prisoner Of Azkaban. Good stuff.

Date Of Birth: 15 April 1990

I just discovered that my WMU webspace account was recently unbanned. Kekekekeke. It got suspended like two years ago because i think they found the old Kristy Swanson Playboy pics that i had hosted on there. Anyhow, i’ve deleted the offending material and while i was doing so, i found backups of the very first voicemail messages that i received when i first started doing the whole voicemail thing! This is momentous because i actually lost like half of them (voicemails 8 – 16) during a server switch back in the old badinagoodway.com days. I thought i lost them forever. Anyhow, thought i’d just reshare them because some of the ‘lost’ voicemails are classics.

My favorite: the chick that didn’t believe that i was Avril (because back then, i had Avril Lavigne all over my layout and people seemed to think that this was her site).

• “I don’t think you’re Avril”

I love the tone of her voice. She sounds fuckable. I’d hit it.

Oh and there were also quite a few disturbing ones talking about Suzi.

• “Whassup motherfucker”
• “Heeeyyyyy”

Disturbing because she must’ve been like only 12 years old at the time. Hahaha. Okay not really. But she did look 12. She still does i think.

She also denies that she has an accent (she’s from Alabama).

There’s a whole bunch more. Click here to get to the index. If you can’t get them to play, then your media player sucks. Upgrade your codecs bitch.

I went to see Shrek 2 yesterday and it reminded me of why i hate going to the movies. Because of the people. I can’t stand it when people get up and walk out to go take a piss or to buy more popcorn or whatever. I mean, you’re paying like $5.50 to see a movie and then you GET UP AND WALK OUT and miss out on entire sections of the flick not only just once, but at regular fucking intervals throughout the movie? There were a coupla people who did that, some right before the introduction of Puss In Boots (best character ever) and didn’t come back until after the WHOLE sequence ended (when Shrek and all are on the way to the fairy godmother’s place). That whole sequence was probably like, one of THE funniest parts in the movie! And they missed it. Morons. Then there was this whole family then came in late. Like fucking 45 minutes into the movie late and they couldn’t find a seat… yet… because half the fucking family wasn’t in there yet so you got you dad and your two kid daughters just standing in the aisle for like fucking 5 minutes before fatass mom and another kid comes in with like three bags of popcorn and a whole tray of drinks, and disrupting the attention of everybody who actually cared to watch the movie in peace by trying to get past people to get into whatever empty seats they could squeeze their fat asses in. And fuck it. Them standing there in the aisle totally made me miss out on one of the many blink-and-you’ll-miss-it in jokes. There goes like 20 cents of my fucking $5.50 wasted because of them distracting motherfuckers. I demand they give me back the experience of that lost in joke. Assholes. All of them.

Since it was a kids movie, about half the audience were kids. Thankfully none of them were loud or annoying. It was kinda fun though just to listen to who would laugh at what joke. Because there were a LOT of jokes aimed at adults and film aficionados. Stuff that would definitely go over kids heads.

So yeah, just a little pet peeve, no, a really fucking huge annoyance that makes me hate going to the movies, to have parts of the movie ruined by stupid fuckers who can’t sit still for 90 minutes. Good thing ticket prices are only like, $5.50 over here in Kalamazoo. Aren’t they like up to 7 or 10 bucks in LA and NY? And that’s not counting the popcorn and drinks which would probably drive up the total to like, $30. Per person. Yeah. I be even more pissed then.

That kind of shit better not happen again when i go see The Day After Tomorrow and Spider-Man 2.

Speaking of Spidey, know what’s better than being in the middle of a Kirsten Dunst/Thora Birch sandwich?

Why, being in the middle of an Amanda Bynes/Lindsay Lohan sandwich of course!

Mmmmmmmm….. sammiches.

• Lindsay Lohan 1
• Lindsay Lohan 2
• Lindsay Lohan 3
• Lindsay Lohan 4
• Lindsay Lohan 5
• Lindsay Lohan 6
• Lindsay Lohan 7
• Lindsay Lohan 8

Also, was it wrong of me to keep staring at Cameron Diaz’s CGI boobs in Shrek 2… while she was still an ogre?

Yeah.

Oh and two thumbs up for Shrek 2. Good movie. You’ll get at least 3 big hearty laughs out of it. Recommended. Especially if you’re a pop culture/movie buff. The inside jokes are teh best.

• PLUG!

Update:

It’s official. Shrek 2 is a huge hit.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Here’s A Video Like ‘The Dancing Slut’ You Probably Haven’t Seen It
From: “JET”
Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 14:15:02 -0400

Apparently this girl goes to my High School. She’s a Senior so I’ve never met her, but I think I’ve seen her. The video is a pretty crappy resolution but that’s life. I dunno if you wanted to download it and mirror it, put it on the site, get off to it, whatever. You can have it.

http://www.angelfire.com/nb/kimho/

Enjoi!
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Is there a story behind this? Like Libby’s?

Hmm. Highshcool. I’m guessing she’s under 18. So i probably won’t be hosting a mirror. But yeah, somebody’s probably gonna have to because i’m definitely gonna kill that site’s bandwidth.

Mirrors away!

Update:

Something for the girls. Haha.

• Revenge

PWNDEDDD!

Proper update soon. But for now, here’s an e-mail i’d like to share.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: teenybopper sightings
From: dmz2@columbia.edu
Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 13:07:22 -0400

hi, justin–

enjoy your site–it makes a soon-to-be-married early 30’s guy feel like not as much of a degenerate as i sometimes feel…

so, interesting sighting last night. i live in NYC, and the brother of a friend of mine is in the entertainment industry and invited us to this swanky bar/lounge he occasionally holds court in. Â this place is always packed with the beautiful people, and they would never otherwise let one of the hoi-polloi like myself in, so it’s a rare and interesting experience on at least an anthropological level. he had told us to expect a particular celeb (LL herself, whom he knows) to make an appearance, so i was pretty excited.

so, first off, soon after i got there i spot teen hottie #1 sitting towards the back in a night bright blue top: Amanda Bynes! As the night goes on it gets increasingly packed with people. Â This very large and intimidating black guy makes his way by me, and right behind him, (former) teen hottie #2: Jessica Simpson! Unlike Amanda, who was there the entire time i was, Jessica only lasted about five minutes before she made her exit, aforementioned bodyguard leading the way. Â later, it’s about 12:45 and just as i’m considering leaving, another imposing bodyguard-type walks right by me, and behind him, yep, teen hottie #3: Lindsay Lohan! While I got to see all three of them walk right by me, the latter two were too close to get a good look at what they were wearing, etc. and the place was so packed i couldn’t see them holed up in the back with all of the starfuckers.

not that exciting, i know, but kind of cool for a dork like myself…

take care.
d.z.
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Update:

From the NY daily news:

…Lindsay Lohan, she of the lovely new cleavage. The “Mean Girls” star came ready to take on rumors that “my t–s are fake.”

“I’m 17!” she moaned. “I would never get [breast implants].

I just wear fantastic Victoria’s Secret bras.”

She added, “It’s kind of funny. I guess if [the tabloids] are going to bring attention to me, might as well bring it to my boobs.”

Who’s watching right now? Oh come on. I know some of you are. Don’t be an elitist fuck just because it’s ‘American Idol’. “Ew! American Idol! Only fags watch that!”. Shut up and humor yourselves.

Anyhow, for those of you who do care, i REALLY hope that fucking Jasmine Trias gets kicked off the show. How in the HELL she didn’t get kicked off last week is beyond me. I blame the entire island of Hawaii. La Toya was ROBBED. Jasmine doesn’t even deserve to be this far into the competition right now.

If she makes it into the top two, i’ll flip. Diana Degarmo and Fantasia deserve to be there right now. Actually no, La Toya and Fantasia should be there right now. But of course, stupid Hawaii cheated and must’ve called in to vote like a gazillion bajillion mazzillion times and La Toya got kicked off instead. But yeah, Fantasia IS the American Idol and if she or Diana Degarmo gets voted off tonight, and fucking no talent Jasmine Trias stays, i. will. flip.

Diana Degarmo is hot. I’d hit it.

Seacrest out!

Remember this? (Read the last few paragraphs)

19/5/04 6:00 PM
psykotik2k: KEKEKKEKEE
psykotik2k: lindsay’s shawl arrived
jfcoggins: smell?
psykotik2k: havent opened the package yet
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jfcoggins: open it man, the fate of the free world may depend on it!
psykotik2k: link to teh ebay page!!
psykotik2k: ^_^
psykotik2k: look at his other tiems
psykotik2k: hott!
psykotik2k: PARIS HILTON PANTS :O
psykotik2k: worn!
psykotik2k: PANTS! :O
jfcoggins: gwoss!
psykotik2k: look at picture!
psykotik2k: unwashed!!!!
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psykotik2k: stains!!!
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jfcoggins: I hate paris!
psykotik2k: miss hilton!!!! :OOOOO sex tumor
jfcoggins: She’s Whorey McSkankskank!
psykotik2k: omk i open shawl now
jfcoggins: hurry!
psykotik2k: opened!
psykotik2k: i’m going to reach in now
psykotik2k: and touch the lohaness
psykotik2k: omgomg
psykotik2k: here we go
psykotik2k: omg so soft
psykotik2k: cotton
jfcoggins: smell damn it, SMELL!!!
psykotik2k: black
psykotik2k: with pink stripes
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psykotik2k: i’m going to sniff
psykotik2k: here goes!!
jfcoggins: SNIFF!
psykotik2k: omg
psykotik2k: it smells
psykotik2k: like
psykotik2k: A GIRL
jfcoggins: mail it to me!
psykotik2k: LINDSAY LOHANNNNNN
psykotik2k: i have smelt teh lindsay
psykotik2k: and she smells good
jfcoggins: share!
psykotik2k: the certificate says:
psykotik2k: the collectors and staff of standard props certify to all that
psykotik2k: LINDSAY LOHAN WORN TOP ‘MEAN GIRLS’ PRESS SIGNING
jfcoggins: mail to me!
psykotik2k: is indeed authentic and was signed/worn by the above named individual
psykotik2k: the item was either a personal item or worn in a media arts production
jfcoggins: don’t care, mail to me!
psykotik2k: this certificate guarantees the authenticity of this item or your money back
psykotik2k: no!
psykotik2k: mine!
jfcoggins: mail to me!
psykotik2k: my lindsay lohan!!!!!
jfcoggins: I’ll mail back!
psykotik2k: lindsayyyy
psykotik2k: i will store shawl in glad bag
psykotik2k: preserve lindsay smell!!!!
psykotik2k: mmmm lindsay lohan

• Lindsay Lohan

And before you all scream “FAKE!!!!!”, this was what the Fake Detective (fake-detective.com) had to say:

“Wow. I hadn’t seen that picture before. I’ve see the others you mention, but not this one. If it’s a fake, it’s a very good one. It sure fits in with the others. It looks like she’s hunched over to hear what is being said on her cell phone, and it fits nicely with another shot taken moments before where she seems to be adjusting the strap on her left side while her right breast seems ready to pop out. And the way the material has slight folds in it because she’s hunched over seems very real. So does the fact that we can see the inside material of her top.

If it’s a fake, I can see no true signs of fakery. The breast looks kind of odd (i.e. huge), but that’s probably because her right arm is pressing against it a bit.

I think it’s real. But I suppose it’s possible that I’m wrong. If it’s a fake, I don’t know why only a faker would have the original. I’d bet money that it’s a real picture.

FD”