Okay, it’s time for me to come clean. I don’t see what the big deal is about Emma Watson. Meh.

I suppose if you’re into delicious flat chest, then Emma is probably teh hotness, but she just doesn’t rev my motor. Needs moar some boobs. And better posture. She always looks like she’s hunched over.

Pedos, better get your fapping in now, she turns 18 on April 15. But I’m sure all of you already knew that, and probably have one of those “countdown to legal” sites bookmarked.

Full disclosure: I don’t like the Harry Potter books either. Zzz.

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Apparently you get to see her nips in the extra features of the Across The Universe DVD!

Now that’s what i call an extra feature!

What’s better than the news of Sam Raimi returning to his roots and making a new ‘Evil Dead’-ish flick?

News of him casting Ellen Page in it!

I finally saw ‘Juno’ last night and based on her performance in that, it should be pretty interesting to see Ellen Page in a role that probably would’ve have gone to Bruce Campbell back in the day. Raimi wrote ‘Hell’ in 1992 right after Army of Darkness – but i guess he never got around to making it and moved on to making non-horror flicks like that Kevin Costner baseball movie and A Simple Plan, which was a really really GOOD movie. Oh and of course, giving us the gift of Katie Holmes’ pre-Scientology boobies FTW!!!

Also, what’s better than a 20+ year old who looks like she could be 15+/-?

Nothing! Best of both worlds buddy!

That said, Ellen Page would be an interesting lay regardless. Lesbian or not.

Caps of Kristen Bell’s sex scene from Judd Apatow’s new production ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’

Don’t you just hate it when girls keep their bra on while having sex???

Fact: Kristen Bell has a lazy eye that she calls ‘Wonky’.

Okay, I realize I confessed my love for Miranda Kerr recently, but I have to admit to also having a huge girlcrush on Olivia Munn, and her appearance on the cover of the latest issue of Complex magazine in an homage to Phoebe Cates’ classic scene in Fast Times At Ridgemont High just clinches it.

The photoshoot inside also pays tribute to some other comedy movie moments, such as Weird Science, Wayne’s World, Something About Mary, Dodgeball, and Dumb and Dumber.

Olivia’s interview with Complex only makes her hotter with gems like…

C: Have you learned a lot hosting G4’s sex advice segment ‘In Your Pants’?
Olivia Munn: Still a virgin.

C: A virgin?!
Olivia Munn: Oh, just in my ass. The other way, I’ve slept around a lot.

But apparently, I’ve got no shot and my love will forever go unrequited…

C: Looks aside, guys love you for being into or knowledgeable about a lot of ‘guy things.’ Is there anything guys love that you don’t?
Olivia Munn: Um, eating vagina. And I don’t like watching baseball on TV. I love going to the games and eating, but it’s the most boring sport on TV.

Am cry. 🙁

Eva has been the Bebe Sport girl since January of last year, and they just unveiled their 2008 campaign featuring the Desperate Housewife. Yowza.

The last four pics in the gallery are from her first campaign in 2007.

My Eva ranking: Green > Longoria > Mendes > Amurri

While Leo DiCaprio’s ex was in Arizona watching her new boyfriend lose the Super Bowl, his new girlfriend was enjoying the Mexican sun with her man down in Puerto Vallarta.

Speaking of south of the border, I haven’t seen mining for gold like this since Jessica Alba got sand in her yellow bikini bottoms. And how about the cameltoe on this Israeli hottie? Damn, girl. I’m betting there is no Gaza Strip on Bar’s demilitarized zone.

Oh, fair warning…if you don’t already hate Leo for all the supermodel tail he gets, you’ll want to avoid the last three pics of this candid set.

Mandy wore a tight Herve Leger dress to the show for the Herve Leger Fall 2008 collection in NYC on Sunday.

Now don’t get me wrong, Mandy is teh hawt…but would it kill her to wear a little eye makeup? Especially if you’re hitting the shows during Fashion Week. Maybe the thought-process was, “Who’s gonna be looking at me with all those models running around?” Well, these pics should be proof enough that someone is always looking.

Hmm…is wearing a designer’s dress to that designer’s show the same as wearing a band t-shirt to that band’s concert?