While Leo DiCaprio’s ex was in Arizona watching her new boyfriend lose the Super Bowl, his new girlfriend was enjoying the Mexican sun with her man down in Puerto Vallarta.

Speaking of south of the border, I haven’t seen mining for gold like this since Jessica Alba got sand in her yellow bikini bottoms. And how about the cameltoe on this Israeli hottie? Damn, girl. I’m betting there is no Gaza Strip on Bar’s demilitarized zone.

Oh, fair warning…if you don’t already hate Leo for all the supermodel tail he gets, you’ll want to avoid the last three pics of this candid set.

Mandy wore a tight Herve Leger dress to the show for the Herve Leger Fall 2008 collection in NYC on Sunday.

Now don’t get me wrong, Mandy is teh hawt…but would it kill her to wear a little eye makeup? Especially if you’re hitting the shows during Fashion Week. Maybe the thought-process was, “Who’s gonna be looking at me with all those models running around?” Well, these pics should be proof enough that someone is always looking.

Hmm…is wearing a designer’s dress to that designer’s show the same as wearing a band t-shirt to that band’s concert?

Everyone’s favorite block of wood went Down Under for a concert tour and to promote her new perfume.

Although, I must admit, she’s looking decidedly less blocky these days. I think Lizzie’s growin’ up and fillin’ out.

FUN FACT: Just like JoJo, Mary-Kate and Ashley, Hilary was mentioned in Eminem’s song, “Ass Like That”…

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

She’s 20 now, Slim…go get you some.

This is the new Scotty Doesn’t Know.

Not a fan but hey, it’s Rihanna more or less naked (but covered) in the German edition of FHM.

Needs more nip.

NOW THAT’S A PRETTY IMPRESSIVE NIPPLE.

Caps from the movie ‘We Own the Night’.

The title for the 22nd James Bond movie was announced last week…Quantum Of Solace. Yeah, I know…WTF?

Anyhoo, thought it might be timely to introduce you to the two newest Bond girls, Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton.

28-year old, Russian-born, former model Olga was most recently in Hitman.

22-year old, English-born Gemma hasn’t been in anything that anyone here has likely seen, though she did wear a schoolgirl uniform in something titled St. Trinian’s.

I’m sure there is someone on here who will find these pics of Punky McPoseur at Miami Beach fapworthy…

VERDICT: zzz.

UPDATE: Also available in blue with extra butt cleavage!

zzz?

I APPROVE OF THIS WEBSITE.

It has been a long time since there has been an Alba post on fubar. Mostly due to the fact that she had dropped so much weight that I haven’t really seen any truly post-worthy pics of her in quite awhile.

Well, thanks to getting knocked up, that came to an end with her appearance on Letterman on Monday night. Props to Cash Warren for being responsible for the return of Jessica’s curves. Let’s hope she keeps some of the baby fat!

I don’t know what reaction these pics will elicit from Justin. On the one hand, he wubs MILFs. On the other, he claims to haet Alba.

I hope Justin doesn’t have a stroke.