Hilary Duff

Everyone’s favorite block of wood went Down Under for a concert tour and to promote her new perfume.

Although, I must admit, she’s looking decidedly less blocky these days. I think Lizzie’s growin’ up and fillin’ out.

FUN FACT: Just like JoJo, Mary-Kate and Ashley, Hilary was mentioned in Eminem’s song, “Ass Like That”…

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

She’s 20 now, Slim…go get you some.

Bond Girls

The title for the 22nd James Bond movie was announced last week…Quantum Of Solace. Yeah, I know…WTF?

Anyhoo, thought it might be timely to introduce you to the two newest Bond girls, Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton.

28-year old, Russian-born, former model Olga was most recently in Hitman.

22-year old, English-born Gemma hasn’t been in anything that anyone here has likely seen, though she did wear a schoolgirl uniform in something titled St. Trinian’s.

Jessica Alba

It has been a long time since there has been an Alba post on fubar. Mostly due to the fact that she had dropped so much weight that I haven’t really seen any truly post-worthy pics of her in quite awhile.

Well, thanks to getting knocked up, that came to an end with her appearance on Letterman on Monday night. Props to Cash Warren for being responsible for the return of Jessica’s curves. Let’s hope she keeps some of the baby fat!

I don’t know what reaction these pics will elicit from Justin. On the one hand, he wubs MILFs. On the other, he claims to haet Alba.

ZOMG PARADOX

I hope Justin doesn’t have a stroke.

AMANDA BYNES

Somebody in the comments said:

Justin, I KNOW you are gonna get hq pics up of her from last nights SAG awards. One of her best outfits ever. Probably trying to catch an “adult” role instead of high school and college girls. She is 21 already.

So here they are!