Only now, three years later, do i truly realize how fucking awesome the female cast of Mean Girls was. Rachel McAdams, Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried. Lindsay Lohan.

…Lindsay Lohan circa 2004 at least.

What a great lineup. And what a great movie. So great that i even bought a bunch of film strips from the movie AND eBayed a shawl that Lindsay Lohan wore to a press signing for the movie in LA.

Picture of the shawl here. ^_^

I actually gave the shawl to my fiancée but i haven’t seen her wear it once. I think i’m going to have to take it back. What a waste of a good shawl! I hope it still smells like Lindsay…

Anyway, i actually used to think Amanda Seyfried was butt ugly for some reason. Definitely the odd one out of the four plastics. Then i discovered how fucking huge her titties were (thank you Veronica Mars season 1) so now all is forgiven.

FACT: Lacey Chabert is the only Mean Girl that i have NOT fapped to.

Your time will come Lacey. Your time will come.

I still would.

Building on Angelbaby’s Petra Nemcova post, Petra, along with her brown saggy mudflap labia of an underarm (Faptastic’s description, not mine), was also spotted at the recent Tribeca Film Festival in NY (along with a whole bunch of other celebs, notably Hayden Panettiere).

Read up about what it’s like to be a photographer at the event here.

[…] word had it that Hayden Panettiere (of Heroes) would be making an appearance, since she is dating one of the cast members. Again, I decided to be patient and wait it out. The movie was nearly over, and only one other photographer besides myself remained, but she did get there: so I’ve got a near-exclusive set of shots of her. And you really can’t beat having one of television’s most popular stars look you in the eye, point to her chest, and say, “Seriously, can you see through my dress?” I figured it would be inappropriate to say “I’m sure as hell gonna try…”

Lots more pictures here.

Thanks Nathan!

It’s a crying shame this is the first post dedicated to Petra at fubar. Although I did include some pics of the Czech beauty in a group post once.

If her name sounds familiar, it’s probably because you know her as the model who was caught in the tsunami while on a swimsuit shoot in Thailand. She survived by clinging to the top of a tree for like eight hours with a broken pelvis and internal injuries, but her fiancé drowned. 🙁

The first half of these shots were taken at Cannes this week, while the others are of her at various events over the past couple months. She’s looking quite lovely lately, and her 28th birthday is coming up in June.

I also happen to know that she’s a fave of Suzi’s. ^_^

HEY WHAT’S GOING ON IN THESE TWO POSTERS…?!

Lousy spread. But the article is worth reading! She mentions her boobs a lot.

Some other notable Katherine quotes:

I think maybe I should do a sex tape. Look what it did for Paris Hilton! There’s never enough sex for me. The guy I’m dating now is just so fantastic in bed that half the time I just want to leave the handcuffs on and say, ‘I’ve got to run a few errands, but don’t you move–I’ll be back!’ I feel that everybody deserves fantastic sex and should settle for no less. I work hard and I deserve it.

When I was 13, I was flat as a board and totally unhappy about it. I would write in my diary every day, ‘Oh, if I could just have a B cup by summer!’ I actually prayed for big boobs. So I developed at about 14, and then I was 15, 16, 17, and they kept going.

I’m a real woman, a real size .. well I don’t even know what size I am. Between 4 and 6, depending on the day. I am not perfect. But clothes help. A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot!

Oh and i can’t wait till this movie comes out!

In an early review, Variety magazine called the film “more explosively funny, more frequently, than nearly any major studio release in recent memory.”

Another early review, eFilmCritic stated the following about Knocked Up, “Before you go into Knocked Up, every serious movie fan should make up a list of their favorite comedies of the past two decades. If Old School is on it, you are disqualified. But no matter what is, scratch one off of it – because Knocked Up is going to knock it off eventually and its earned the spot.”

June 1 2007!

Who do you imagine would be the better lay?

My money’s on Chabert. She’d probably even let you take a dump on her chest.

So guess what I found today?

What a rip. Apparently, Tania couldn’t even be bothered to shoot the video herself. Sorry guys…I know more than a few of you were counting on this being true. Not to worry, there’s always the hooker route.

kekeke

wtf Japanese?

wtf poophole??

WTF LITTLE HAIRY NUGGETS???

PROTIP: hold ur pen0r real close to ur screen. lolz.

On a scale of 1 to 10, my excitement level for these pictures ranks in at about a 0.3.

UPDATE: Added more pics.

Turns out Mischa has the variety of nipple known as ‘puffy’.

Excitement level = 0.8