Forgive the shameless shilling but i think this is worth sharing. So Mr. Skin is doing this Whack-It Bracket thing which will determine who has the best boobs ever based on user voting.

You’ll UNFORTUNATELY have to sign up (for free) to vote but even if you don’t, it’s worth a look just to see who’s going up against who.

Here’s what the bracket looks like. WHO WILL WIN.

And right off the bat, they’re already pitting 2 out of my 10 ‘Bang List 10’* chicks against each other. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE TO VOTE FOR.

I’m just interested in seeing how it all pans out. Champion will be decided on April 7-9.

Click to see the match-ups.

*I swear i’ll finish off that list. Someday.

Just to recap, my Bang List 10 so far:

Amber Heard (who is also in one of the brackets!)
Lacey Chabert
Kristen Bell

And i guess i already gave away Jennifer Connelly and Carla Gugino but i’ll do proper posts for them someday. SOMEDAY.

College Humor decided to make a 3-part Dora the Explorer live-action series with Ariel Winter. Squee!

Dora: “I haven’t needed a babysitter since the third grade!”
Diego: “That was last year!”

o_O

Large Version: http://www.smashy.net/DLT/WhoDis_Large.jpg

Edit: Added a few links to pictures revealing the rest of her.
http://www.imagebam.com/image/8a65b6235980333
http://www.imagebam.com/image/c0b9fc235980347
http://www.imagebam.com/image/561855235980431
http://www.imagebam.com/image/7ee63b235980506

So it’s pretty safe to say that this website as it once was, is dead now.

Actually it’s been pretty dead for quite a while now.

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I’d explore it.

ALEXA VEGA.

OF SPY KIDS FAME.

SHE WENT FROM THIS:

TO THIS:

HNNNNNNNGGGHHHHHGHHGHHGHHHHHHH

Apparently she’s like 24 years old now and has already been married AND divorced. WTF!

She’s gonna be in the next Machete movie, which is where that pic is from, which she posted from on set on her instagram account. Please let her get her tits out.

UPDATE:

HERE’S ANOTHER PIC:

GAWD DAYUM.

So the cast of Full House just totally did a 25 year anniversary reunion a few days ago. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were the only ones who didn’t show up.

How rude!

But who cares about them! I’m only posting about this as an excuse to repost these pictures of Jodie Sweetin!

Goddamn those are some big ass meth filled titties. Meth titties all over my FACE.

My copy of Titanic Collectors Edition arrived from Amazon today. Really glad i had mine preordered. It’s sold out now and it’s going for $299.99 from other asshole sellers lol wtf.

I took a picture.

Titanic is like the best movie EVER.

You know you’ve arrived as an American sex symbol when you get tapped for a Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. commercial. Oh, and I guess being Playmate of the Year is also a pretty good sign.

Sara showed off her new burger spot on Attack of the Show… (skip to 1:30 if you just want the ad)

Heh…he said “pulled pork”.

p.s. The brunette in the commercial is Emily Ratajkowski, who used to be on Nickelodeon’s iCarly. And just like Sara, she’s posed nekkid.